Oh - that's not a coincidence - that's just a conspiracy. The lottery is rigged to award more prizes to people who are likely to die soon, so the government gets the money in the form of death duties.
You've heard that old one about you having more chance of getting run over than of winning the lottery? That's actually a misquote from a government 'special lottery ops' division member - the actual quote was that you have more chance of being run over after winning the lottery.
Do keep up....
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