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    Reasons for Dating a Dancer

    Top 15 reasons to date a dancer

    15. We've mastered the five positions perfectly.
    14. We have perfect hip rotation.
    13. We're used to getting on our knees and rolling around on the ground.
    12. We have excellent stamina - we can go for hours, even when it hurts.
    11. We have really good rhythm.
    10. We are used to perfoming in minimal amounts of clothing.
    9. Can you say nice legs?
    8. Our moves are always perfectly choreographed.
    7. We do it in front of mirrors.
    6. We're not as delicate and fragile as we look.
    5. We're perfectionists: we'll keep going until we hit it.
    4. After a quick intermission we're ready to go at it again.
    3. Sometimes, we perform multiple times a day.
    2. We don't mind getting hot and sweaty.
    1. One word: flexibility.

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    Re: Reasons for Dating a Dancer

    Nah i think you've mentioned all the reasons I think i'll be looking out for another dancer lol

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    Re: Reasons for Dating a Dancer

    We change partners every 5 minutes.

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    Re: Reasons for Dating a Dancer

    True and everyone has different abilities for example i might be more flexible than my partner

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    Re: Reasons for Dating a Dancer

    All good but surley an attraction would help!!!!
    + the sex has got to be wicked

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    Re: Reasons for Dating a Dancer

    16. We always say thank you afterwards.

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    Re: Reasons for Dating a Dancer

    Quote Originally Posted by Minnie M View Post
    Top 15 reasons to date a dancer

    15. We've mastered the five positions perfectly.
    14. We have perfect hip rotation.
    13. We're used to getting on our knees and rolling around on the ground.
    12. We have excellent stamina - we can go for hours, even when it hurts.
    11. We have really good rhythm.
    10. We are used to perfoming in minimal amounts of clothing.
    9. Can you say nice legs?
    8. Our moves are always perfectly choreographed.
    7. We do it in front of mirrors.
    6. We're not as delicate and fragile as we look.
    5. We're perfectionists: we'll keep going until we hit it.
    4. After a quick intermission we're ready to go at it again.
    3. Sometimes, we perform multiple times a day.
    2. We don't mind getting hot and sweaty.
    1. One word: flexibility.

    Any more ????
    Minnie M i'm shocked

    but all true

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    Re: Reasons for Dating a Dancer

    Musicality..... its all in the timing !!

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    Re: Reasons for Dating a Dancer

    Giving your lady 'shine time'

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    Re: Reasons for Dating a Dancer

    Quote Originally Posted by Raul View Post
    We change partners every 5 minutes.
    ...and sometimes there's more than one partner

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    Re: Reasons for Dating a Dancer

    It's not always positive, sometimes they look like they want to be with someone else.
    (Or is that just me it happens to )

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    Re: Reasons for Dating a Dancer

    ...putting in a surprise move now and then, just to keep you on your toes.

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    Re: Reasons for Dating a Dancer

    dancing with the same sex always adds another string to your bow.

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    Re: Reasons for Dating a Dancer

    Quote Originally Posted by Cruella View Post
    It's not always positive, sometimes they look like they want to be with someone else.
    (Or is that just me it happens to )
    thats happens to me a lot

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    Re: Reasons for Dating a Dancer

    Quote Originally Posted by Cruella View Post
    It's not always positive, sometimes they look like they want to be with someone else.
    (Or is that just me it happens to )
    this dosen't happen to me

    Quote Originally Posted by Double Trouble View Post
    ...putting in a surprise move now and then, just to keep you on your toes.



    Thinking you know what your getting untill you start and been pleasently surprised

    Talking at the same time adds another dimention

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