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    Re: Forum Awards

    Quote Originally Posted by DavidJames View Post
    Hmmm:
    • "I am the king of the world!"
    • "You like me, you really like me!"
    • "I'd like to thank everyone I worked with.... They were really fabulous. It was really a great experience for me. My makeup man, who had a lot to work with. My hairdresser. My assistant . . ."
    • "Gee, this isn't like I imagined it would be in the bathtub."
    • "Tonight I am asking for your help. I call upon you to draw from the depths of your being to prove that we are a human race. To prove that our love outweighs our need to hate. That our compassion is more compelling than our need to blame. That our sensitivity to those in need is stronger than our greed. . . . Thank you and God bless."
    • "I think awards in this country at this time are inappropriate to be received or given until the condition of the American Indian is drastically altered. If we are not our brother's keeper, at least let us not be his executioner."
    • "In the great wealth, the great firmament of your nation's generosities this particular choice may perhaps be found by future generations as a trifle eccentric, but the mere fact of it . . . the prodigal, pure, human kindness of it . . . must be seen as a beautiful star in that firmament which shines upon me at this moment, dazzling me a little, but filling me with warmth of the extraordinary elation, the euphoria that happens to so many of us at the first breath of the majestic glow of a new tomorrow."

    :shrug: Pick one...
    That's more like it! See what you can do with a little bit of effort??

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    Re: Forum Awards

    Quote Originally Posted by Mezzosoprano View Post
    That's more like it! See what you can do with a little bit of effort??
    Little being the operative word.

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    Re: Forum Awards

    Quote Originally Posted by DavidJames View Post
    Little being the operative word.
    Well, never mind... at least you said it yourself

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    ok i wrote a speech:

    I'd like to thank my very small number of clearly deranged fans, and Franck for accepting the bribe. I'd like to thank the Police Academy for being a very funny film and you do realise that the majority of people have stopped reading this now simply because it looked really long. Even if this was read out, live ,to a stunned audience at blaze, as long as was to change the inflection and tone of my voice and put. in. lots. of. pauses. whilst enunciating occasional famous sounding quotations "done by so many , for so few" and continue talking "on the beaches" "a small step for a man" it would be hard for anyone to even notice i was warbling nonsense like a nightingale trapped forever in a little cage with Peter Andre? Who ? I was very very drunk. Mills and Boon, how many fingers am i holding up. And it wouldn't really matter how surreal I get with artichokes crumbling peanuts over the hat, coat and shoes of perfection, because THIS long into my speech you'd be practicaly comatose anyway. All those things having been said. Thanks. Its been great. I will try and be funny from now on even if I wasn't before. Please come to me for bad fashion advice later.


    (bow)

    (wait for applause)

    (bow again)

    (fall off stage)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dreadful Scathe View Post
    Please come to me for bad fashion advice later.

    (fall off stage)
    You are my fashion guru...

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    Re: Forum Awards

    Quote Originally Posted by Jamie View Post
    You are my fashion guru...
    You are my spinning hero

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    Re: Forum Awards

    Quote Originally Posted by Dreadful Scathe View Post
    ok i wrote a speech:
    I'm moved. I can almost feel the atmosphere. Oh no, hold on, that's the garlic repeating on me.

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    Re: Forum Awards

    Quote Originally Posted by Dreadful Scathe View Post
    You are my spinning hero
    Heroes ........... thanks for the reminder - must set the video


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    That date is recognized as her official birthday.

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    Re: Forum Awards

    Quote Originally Posted by Dreadful Scathe View Post
    many apologies to MH for forgetting - but why wasn't he there ? eh ? to good for us is he ?
    Eh, blame my boss. Though I think I had more fun in Worcester.

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    Re: Forum Awards

    Quote Originally Posted by DavidJames View Post
    I'm moved. I can almost feel the atmosphere. Oh no, hold on, that's the garlic repeating on me.
    It wouldn't be the first time I was attacked by sentient tumbleweeds

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    Re: Forum Awards

    Quote Originally Posted by Dreadful Scathe View Post
    ok i wrote a speech:
    Smiles at Camera and claps accordingly




    we off camera now ?

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    Re: Forum Awards

    Quote Originally Posted by stewart38 View Post
    we off camera now ?
    If it's any consolation, Stewart, you were highly-placed in several categories in the secret Moderator Awards

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    Re: Forum Awards

    hmm one wonders, one does, if Franck is intending to have Forum awards at the Scottish Charity Comp ?

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    Re: Forum Awards

    Quote Originally Posted by Dreadful Scathe View Post
    hmm one wonders, one does, if Franck is intending to have Forum awards at the Scottish Charity Comp ?
    I've got a Tshirt I can donate. God knows I'll never wear it again.

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