ok i wrote a speech:
I'd like to thank my very small number of clearly deranged fans, and Franck for accepting the bribe. I'd like to thank the Police Academy for being a very funny film and you do realise that the majority of people have stopped reading this now simply because it looked really long. Even if this was read out, live ,to a stunned audience at blaze, as long as was to change the inflection and tone of my voice and put. in. lots. of. pauses. whilst enunciating occasional famous sounding quotations "done by so many , for so few" and continue talking "on the beaches" "a small step for a man" it would be hard for anyone to even notice i was warbling nonsense like a nightingale trapped forever in a little cage with Peter Andre? Who ? I was very very drunk. Mills and Boon, how many fingers am i holding up. And it wouldn't really matter how surreal I get with artichokes crumbling peanuts over the hat, coat and shoes of perfection, because THIS long into my speech you'd be practicaly comatose anyway. All those things having been said. Thanks. Its been great. I will try and be funny from now on even if I wasn't before. Please come to me for bad fashion advice later.
(bow)
(wait for applause)
(bow again)
(fall off stage)
--ooOoo--
Age is a question of mind over matter, if you don't mind, it doesn't matter
Leroy (Satchel) Paige (1906-1982)
Mickey Mouse's girlfriend, Minnie, made her film debut, along with Mickey, in "Steamboat Willie" on November 18, 1928.
That date is recognized as her official birthday.
hmm one wonders, one does, if Franck is intending to have Forum awards at the Scottish Charity Comp ?
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