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    Re: The "So where do you dance?" question

    Quote Originally Posted by Gav View Post
    I normally get asked "where's your normal venue?" to which I really want to reply, "I haven't found one yet, they're all weird" , but politeness takes over (and the fact that I might want another dance later ).

    Tubbs - Are you local?

    Dancer - No

    Tubbs - This is a local venue for local people, you'll have to leave.

    Dancer - but didn't say that on the website.

    Tubbs - Website?

    Edward - What's all that noise. We'll have no trouble here!

    Tubbs - He's trying to get onto our dancefloor, and he's not local.

    Edward - Not local you say? Come this way Sir. You'll have to see our Maurauder er, Moderator. (Tap tap tap) DAVID, are you online?

    David - Growls

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    Re: The "So where do you dance?" question

    Quote Originally Posted by Astro View Post
    Tubbs - Are you local?
    Dancer - No
    Tubbs - This is a local venue for local people, you'll have to leave.
    Dancer - but didn't say that on the website.
    Tubbs - Website?
    Edward - What's all that noise. We'll have no trouble here!
    Tubbs - He's trying to get onto our dancefloor, and he's not local.
    Edward - Not local you say? Come this way Sir. You'll have to see our Maurauder er, Moderator. (Tap tap tap) DAVID, are you online?
    David - Growls

    Whooooooosh.
    ***?

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    Re: The "So where do you dance?" question

    Quote Originally Posted by Gav View Post
    Whooooooosh.
    ***?
    erm...me too ! Astro - can I get some of your hallucinogenic drugs...ta

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    Re: The "So where do you dance?" question

    Quote Originally Posted by Gav View Post
    Whooooooosh.
    ***?
    That's what I was thinking.

    Keep taking the pills love.

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    Re: The "So where do you dance?" question

    Quote Originally Posted by timbp View Post
    Usually, I just say "wherever".

    But if I like the look of her, I'll give more detailed directions.

    And if I like more than just the look of her, "Wherever. Give me your number and I'll let you know".

    I'll have to remember that one for next time

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    Re: The "So where do you dance?" question

    Quote Originally Posted by Astro View Post
    Tubbs - Are you local?

    Dancer - No

    Tubbs - This is a local venue for local people, you'll have to leave.

    Dancer - but didn't say that on the website.

    Tubbs - Website?

    Edward - What's all that noise. We'll have no trouble here!

    Tubbs - He's trying to get onto our dancefloor, and he's not local.

    Edward - Not local you say? Come this way Sir. You'll have to see our Maurauder er, Moderator. (Tap tap tap) DAVID, are you online?

    David - Growls
    Tubbs "We didn't burn him!"

    I usually say "anywhere except the Midlands"

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