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    20 barbies you wont see on the shelves

    1. Drag Queen Ken (Comes with three, count 'em, three, of Barbie's dresses.)
    2. Bulemic Barbie (Feed her, then make her throw it back up!)
    3. Burqua Barbie (Complete with black dress and veil that hides all but her eyes)
    4. Divorce Barbie (includes the house, the car, and half of Ken's crap)
    5. Hippie Chick Barbie (with bell bottoms, protest sign and controlled substances
    6. Rehab Barbie (comes with pal Lindsay)
    7. Chain Smoker Barbie (complete tiny cigarette butts and lung x-rays)
    8. Crack-Whore Barbie (comes with fun paint-on bruising kit).
    9. Hooker Barbie (complete with pimp Ken)
    10. Manic Depressive Barbie (with a set of Oriental throwing knives)
    11. Lactating Barbie (complete with milk stains on Barbie's shirt and crying baby)
    12. Trailer Park Barbie
    13. Anatomically Correct Barbie
    14. Bladder Control Barbie (comes with a free box of Depends undergarments)
    15. Emo barbie (includes 3, yes 3, micro razor blades, and a MCR cd)
    16. Goth Girl Barbie with black hair and lipstick, dog collar & 20-hole Doc Martens
    17. Large intestine Barbie
    18. Slut barbie
    19. Amputee Barbie
    20. Paris Hilton Barbie (includes easy to remove clothes and video camera)

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    Re: 20 barbies you wont see on the shelves

    Quote Originally Posted by Connie View Post
    1. Drag Queen Ken (Comes with three, count 'em, three, of Barbie's dresses.)
    2. Bulemic Barbie (Feed her, then make her throw it back up!)
    3. Burqua Barbie (Complete with black dress and veil that hides all but her eyes)
    4. Divorce Barbie (includes the house, the car, and half of Ken's crap)
    5. Hippie Chick Barbie (with bell bottoms, protest sign and controlled substances
    6. Rehab Barbie (comes with pal Lindsay)
    7. Chain Smoker Barbie (complete tiny cigarette butts and lung x-rays)
    8. Crack-Whore Barbie (comes with fun paint-on bruising kit).
    9. Hooker Barbie (complete with pimp Ken)
    10. Manic Depressive Barbie (with a set of Oriental throwing knives)
    11. Lactating Barbie (complete with milk stains on Barbie's shirt and crying baby)
    12. Trailer Park Barbie
    13. Anatomically Correct Barbie
    14. Bladder Control Barbie (comes with a free box of Depends undergarments)
    15. Emo barbie (includes 3, yes 3, micro razor blades, and a MCR cd)
    16. Goth Girl Barbie with black hair and lipstick, dog collar & 20-hole Doc Martens
    17. Large intestine Barbie
    18. Slut barbie
    19. Amputee Barbie
    20. Paris Hilton Barbie (includes easy to remove clothes and video camera)

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    I smell of smoke barbie

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    Re: 20 barbies you won't see on the shelves

    Quote Originally Posted by Connie View Post
    16. Goth Girl Barbie with black hair and lipstick, dog collar & 20-hole Doc Martens
    There's plenty on eBay.


    BTW, may I compliment you on the nice use of apostrophes in your post? Barry will be chuffed.
    (if he ignores the title, that is... )

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    Re: 20 barbies you wont see on the shelves

    Quote Originally Posted by Connie View Post
    1. Drag Queen Ken (Comes with three, count 'em, three, of Barbie's dresses.)
    I know him...! and his name ain't ken.

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    4. Divorce Barbie (includes the house, the car, and half of Ken's crap)
    That's me


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    5. Hippie Chick Barbie (with bell bottoms, protest sign and controlled substances
    Martin Harper

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    7. Chain Smoker Barbie (complete tiny cigarette butts and lung x-rays)
    Trouble

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    9. Hooker Barbie (complete with pimp Ken)
    Rocky and Silver fox?

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    16. Goth Girl Barbie with black hair and lipstick, dog collar & 20-hole Doc Martens
    Smilie Sue

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    18. Slut barbie
    *slaps hand over mouth*

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    20. Paris Hilton Barbie (includes easy to remove clothes and video camera)
    Oh that's easy.....Cruella.

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    Re: 20 barbies you won't see on the shelves

    Quote Originally Posted by Lou View Post
    There's plenty on eBay.


    BTW, may I compliment you on the nice use of apostrophes in your post? Barry will be chuffed.
    (if he ignores the title, that is... )
    You may indeed I hope Barry is proud of his student, reluctant mare that she is. Am I ready for the spelling bee?

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    Re: 20 barbies you wont see on the shelves

    Quote Originally Posted by Double Trouble View Post
    Smilie Sue
    Hadn't come across Smiley Sue before, but I've just checked her profile - spot on! 'Tis nice to find more goths in MJ. Thanks!

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    Re: 20 barbies you wont see on the shelves

    Suicide Barbie?
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    Re: 20 barbies you wont see on the shelves

    Transgender Barbie?
    THE ABILITY TO QUOTE IS A SERVICEABLE SUBSTITUTE FOR WIT!

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    Re: 20 barbies you wont see on the shelves

    Quote Originally Posted by Double Trouble View Post
    *slaps hand over mouth*............
    Oh that's easy.....Cruella.


    Let me just aim that slap a bit better for you!

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    Re: 20 barbies you wont see on the shelves

    Quote Originally Posted by Cruella View Post


    Let me just aim that slap a bit better for you!
    What, again? You beat me up at Southport...I couldn't cope with that again. Stop bullying me, you know I can't stand confrontation.

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