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    Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Pammy's Joke Of The Day

    Originally posted by Grant

    were you having a 'senior' moment?

    grant [/B]
    I have yet to determine what exactly you mean by 'senior' moment and my uncertainty forces me onto the defencsive! Grat-Apes are renouned for the appreciation of grooming and it is a perfectly natural and healthy activity (oh dear this is getting worse). It is (or should be) widely accepted that a gentleman has an obligation to check his undercarridge on a regular basis, an obligation not just to himself but also to an overburdened health-system....I am going now, inorder to preserve some dignity, and to stop digging an even bigger hole for myself

    Thank you Pammy(tm) (Why does sticking my tongue out show up as yum!!!!)

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    God am I gald none goes to the canteen

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    Originally posted by Boomer
    God am I gald none goes to the canteen
    don't worry, word gets around

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    Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Pammy's Joke Of The Day

    Originally posted by Boomer
    I have yet to determine what exactly you mean by 'senior' moment
    where the creeping onset of old age has you walking from the bedroom to the kitchen and then wondering not only why you did it but when and how . Note this can occur at almost any age and may strike some sufferers in their thirties (or twenties even)
    Originally posted by Boomer
    It is (or should be) widely accepted that a gentleman has an obligation to check his undercarridge on a regular basis, an obligation not just to himself but also to an overburdened health-system

    that's very noble reducing the workload and waiting lists on the overstretched nhs, but you should not need to check if you are still a male...unless your latest friend used to be mrs bobbit

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    Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Pammy's Joke Of The Day

    Originally posted by Grant
    touche pammy
    As I said earlier, "Bugger,", or indeed "Bugger, Bugger!"

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    AHAHA!! You meant 'senior' as in dotage! Now I understand. Will a little flummaxed I have to admit...Pammy's(tm) original question threw me you see. You know 'male/female'. Having refered to an ex as 'she' - I know that doesn't really mean much in isolation - and the fact that my avatar is a 400lb silver-back gorilla...well I was just a bit thrown that's all

    A gentleman still performs regular checks as part of his civic duty.

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    Originally posted by Boomer
    Having refered to an ex as 'she' - I know that doesn't really mean much in isolation - and the fact that my avatar is a 400lb silver-back gorilla...well I was just a bit thrown that's all
    Like you say, one must check!

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    Originally posted by Pammy
    Like you say, one must check!
    yes, but boomer had already checked himself

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    Originally posted by Grant
    yes, but boomer had already checked himself

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    Are you hinting that you'd like him to give you the once over when he's next in town?


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    Originally posted by Pammy
    Are you hinting that you'd like him to give you the once over when he's next in town?

    no, i'm alright thanks
    being checked by a 400lb male gorrilla isn't on my list of things i want to do before i die

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    How about a 400lb female gorilla, fond of champers, but who shall remain nameless because of copy-right restrictions? (I do wish it didn't go 'yum' for the tongue).

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    Originally posted by Grant
    being checked by a 400lb male gorrilla isn't on my list of things i want to do before i die
    Nor mine.

    I'm probably going to regret confessing this, but I have a phobia of monkeys!



    Which is why, thanks to a good selection of friends I have a varied colleciton of horrible monkey toys, mugs, coasters, pens; you name it, I've got it!

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    I meant the smiley-face going 'yum', not 'it' as in a 400lb female gorilla.

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    Originally posted by Pammy
    Nor mine.

    I'm probably going to regret confessing this, but I have a phobia of monkeys!
    anyone got a monkey avatar for pammy?

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    Originally posted by Pammy


    I'm probably going to regret confessing this, but I have a phobia of monkeys! [/B]
    Erhum, gorillas are Apes, and as such musch higher evolutionary than monkeys, who are small, chitter and have tails.....Had an ex like that once. Ah, those were the days, had my own teeth, spam sarnies.

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    Originally posted by Boomer
    I meant the smiley-face going 'yum', not 'it' as in a 400lb female gorilla.
    what emotion are you trying to convey? perhaps one of the other smilies is more appropriate

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    Originally posted by Grant
    anyone got a monkey avatar for pammy?


    But I'm REALLY scared of them!

    I once went on a horse ride that happened to go along the edge of a place called "Monkey World" somewhere down on the south coast I think.

    I could hear them in the trees.

    It was terrifying!

    Px

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    Trying to convey a kind of 'cheecky-cockney-chappie-bitofageezer-stealanythingmemate' kind of sauce. Not that I am any of the above...apart from cockney.

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    Originally posted by Boomer
    monkeys, who are small, chitter and have tails.....Had an ex like that once
    had a tail?
    please explain

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    Grant I dare not explain 'her tail'. I have noticed a trend in Scotland, Pammy(tm) leads all threads astray, and you lead them 'upstairs'. I have no wish to fall foul of our illustrious leader He's already had to edit one of my threads, and I'm sure he's far too busy to want his workload incresed by a (forum)squatter from London.

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