God am I gald none goes to the canteen
I have yet to determine what exactly you mean by 'senior' moment and my uncertainty forces me onto the defencsive! Grat-Apes are renouned for the appreciation of grooming and it is a perfectly natural and healthy activity (oh dear this is getting worse). It is (or should be) widely accepted that a gentleman has an obligation to check his undercarridge on a regular basis, an obligation not just to himself but also to an overburdened health-system....I am going now, inorder to preserve some dignity, and to stop digging an even bigger hole for myselfOriginally posted by Grant
were you having a 'senior' moment?
grant [/B]
Thank you Pammy(tm) (Why does sticking my tongue out show up as yum!!!!)
God am I gald none goes to the canteen
don't worry, word gets aroundOriginally posted by Boomer
God am I gald none goes to the canteen
grant
where the creeping onset of old age has you walking from the bedroom to the kitchen and then wondering not only why you did it but when and how . Note this can occur at almost any age and may strike some sufferers in their thirties (or twenties even)Originally posted by Boomer
I have yet to determine what exactly you mean by 'senior' moment
Originally posted by Boomer
It is (or should be) widely accepted that a gentleman has an obligation to check his undercarridge on a regular basis, an obligation not just to himself but also to an overburdened health-system
that's very noble reducing the workload and waiting lists on the overstretched nhs, but you should not need to check if you are still a male...unless your latest friend used to be mrs bobbit
grant
As I said earlier, "Bugger,", or indeed "Bugger, Bugger!"Originally posted by Grant
touche pammy
Px
AHAHA!! You meant 'senior' as in dotage! Now I understand. Will a little flummaxed I have to admit...Pammy's(tm) original question threw me you see. You know 'male/female'. Having refered to an ex as 'she' - I know that doesn't really mean much in isolation - and the fact that my avatar is a 400lb silver-back gorilla...well I was just a bit thrown that's all
A gentleman still performs regular checks as part of his civic duty.
Like you say, one must check!Originally posted by Boomer
Having refered to an ex as 'she' - I know that doesn't really mean much in isolation - and the fact that my avatar is a 400lb silver-back gorilla...well I was just a bit thrown that's all
yes, but boomer had already checked himselfOriginally posted by Pammy
Like you say, one must check!
grant
Are you hinting that you'd like him to give you the once over when he's next in town?Originally posted by Grant
yes, but boomer had already checked himself
grant
no, i'm alright thanksOriginally posted by Pammy
Are you hinting that you'd like him to give you the once over when he's next in town?
being checked by a 400lb male gorrilla isn't on my list of things i want to do before i die
grant
How about a 400lb female gorilla, fond of champers, but who shall remain nameless because of copy-right restrictions? (I do wish it didn't go 'yum' for the tongue).
Nor mine.Originally posted by Grant
being checked by a 400lb male gorrilla isn't on my list of things i want to do before i die
I'm probably going to regret confessing this, but I have a phobia of monkeys!
Which is why, thanks to a good selection of friends I have a varied colleciton of horrible monkey toys, mugs, coasters, pens; you name it, I've got it!
I meant the smiley-face going 'yum', not 'it' as in a 400lb female gorilla.
anyone got a monkey avatar for pammy?Originally posted by Pammy
Nor mine.
I'm probably going to regret confessing this, but I have a phobia of monkeys!
grant
Erhum, gorillas are Apes, and as such musch higher evolutionary than monkeys, who are small, chitter and have tails.....Had an ex like that once. Ah, those were the days, had my own teeth, spam sarnies.Originally posted by Pammy
I'm probably going to regret confessing this, but I have a phobia of monkeys! [/B]
what emotion are you trying to convey? perhaps one of the other smilies is more appropriateOriginally posted by Boomer
I meant the smiley-face going 'yum', not 'it' as in a 400lb female gorilla.
grant
Originally posted by Grant
anyone got a monkey avatar for pammy?
But I'm REALLY scared of them!
I once went on a horse ride that happened to go along the edge of a place called "Monkey World" somewhere down on the south coast I think.
I could hear them in the trees.
It was terrifying!
Px
Trying to convey a kind of 'cheecky-cockney-chappie-bitofageezer-stealanythingmemate' kind of sauce. Not that I am any of the above...apart from cockney.
had a tail?Originally posted by Boomer
monkeys, who are small, chitter and have tails.....Had an ex like that once
please explain
grant
Grant I dare not explain 'her tail'. I have noticed a trend in Scotland, Pammy(tm) leads all threads astray, and you lead them 'upstairs'. I have no wish to fall foul of our illustrious leader He's already had to edit one of my threads, and I'm sure he's far too busy to want his workload incresed by a (forum)squatter from London.
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