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    Pammy's Joke Of The Day

    At work I have a bit of a joke going with one of the guys regarding Swiss Tony from the Fast Show.

    Today I received an e-mail following a request I sent out yesterday asking who wanted a diary next year. I got this reply...

    "Using a diary is like making love to a beautiful woman - you never know until you turn over what treats are in store."

    trouble was, he sent it to the ENTIRE company

    So I thought, what the hell, and sent this back, to everyone...
    "sending an e-mail to the whole company is NOT like making love to a beautiful woman, you should select her from your address book, Stick her in the TO, and only SEND HER when you know you've got it in right."

    I've been getting some strange looks since. Off for a grilling by the boss now. It's always me isn't it!!!

    Hey Ho :sorry

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    If u find yourself needing work you could always be my 'official' red slipper buffer

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    Originally posted by Paul F
    If u find yourself needing work you could always be my 'official' red slipper buffer
    I thought I was that already!

    "Toto?, I have a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore ."



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    Im forwarding this thread to ur boss......obviously too much time on ur hands......


    .......erm, gotta go......very busy


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    Look at that tail, now that's what I call a subtle lead indicator kind of thingy.

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    Originally posted by Paul F
    Im forwarding this thread to ur boss......obviously too much time on ur hands......
    Says the man with the red shoes!?!?

    Anyway Boomer, you're right, The Wiz's Tail is just as stiff as Totos!

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    Re: Pammy's Joke Of The Day

    Originally posted by Pammy
    trouble was, he sent it to the ENTIRE company
    last person in my office who did something like this managed to send out an email to everyone at the company AND a huge number of customers

    grant
    ps. are you over your grilling yet?

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    Re: Re: Pammy's Joke Of The Day

    Originally posted by Grant
    ps. are you over your grilling yet?
    Yes, and I survived, JUST

    Then got myself into another mess. Went out for lunch for my birthday (yes, I know it's two months late, but that's how things work here!)

    Somehow got volunteered for singing Abba songs at the local wine bar this evening!?!

    Perhaps I should get this thread renamed Pammy's THE joke of the day!!

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    Re: Re: Re: Pammy's Joke Of The Day

    Originally posted by Pammy
    Somehow got volunteered for singing Abba songs at the local wine bar this evening!?!
    if you pass the audition perhaps you could do a few numbers at the aberdeen beach party
    Perhaps I should get this thread renamed Pammy's THE joke of the day!!
    never, although if your avatar keeps swinging and missing at that ball...

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    Re: Re: Re: Re: Pammy's Joke Of The Day

    Originally posted by Grant
    if you pass the audition perhaps you could do a few numbers at the aberdeen beach party

    never, although if your avatar keeps swinging and missing at that ball...

    grant
    I'll have you know that's my shrunken head (according to Andy!)

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    PS Oh, believe me, you wouldn't want me spoiling the party for everyone with my screaching!

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    Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Pammy's Joke Of The Day

    Originally posted by Pammy
    I'll have you know that's my shrunken head (according to Andy!)
    sorry, my mistake :sorry
    [insincerity mode on] what a lovely shrunken head it is too [insincerity mode off]

    Oh, believe me, you wouldn't want me spoiling the party for everyone with my screaching!
    you don't frighten us, we regard bagpipes as a musical instrument up here

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    Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Pammy's Joke Of The Day

    Originally posted by Grant
    you don't frighten us, we regard bagpipes as a musical instrument up here
    Next to me, bagpipes sound like Charlotte Church!

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    Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Pammy's Joke Of The Day

    Originally posted by Pammy
    Next to me, bagpipes sound like Charlotte Church!

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    thats ok, as long as you don't make them look like charlotte

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    Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Pammy's Joke Of The Day

    Originally posted by Grant
    thats ok, as long as you don't make them look like charlotte
    Looking would have been fine with you lads; or so I'd have thought. Isn't it "shouting" like Charlotte; I seem to remember the press saying she's a bit of a moody one!

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    Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Pammy's Joke Of The Day

    Originally posted by Pammy
    Looking would have been fine with you lads; or so I'd have thought.
    hmmmm just been getting images of squeezing young charlotte under my arm

    grant
    ps. as for the press isn't it just like them to be bitchy by accusing someone else of being bitchy

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    The press, yeah well misery does love company. Mind you, dated a choir-singer once (a few years ago) and she gave C C about 5/6 before the ‘voice’ became a screech. From what I’ve been hearing, she’s still on schedule. Reminds me of Alled Jones in a way, one second a voice up there in the sky the next, nature takes its course and he’s singing double-low-c.

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    Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Pammy's Joke Of The Day

    Originally posted by Grant
    ps. as for the press isn't it just like them to be bitchy by accusing someone else of being bitchy
    But just as bitchy to point that out?!

    PS Boomer, are you male or female?

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    Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Pammy's Joke Of The Day

    Originally posted by Pammy


    PS Boomer, are you male or female?

    Px [/B]

    The last time I checked, I was dangling so.... I gues that would make me male....some people ask the damndest questions!!!!....

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    Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Pammy's Joke Of The Day

    Originally posted by Pammy
    But just as bitchy to point that out?!
    now i'm the one who's been hoist by his own petard
    touche pammy

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    Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Pammy's Joke Of The Day

    Originally posted by Boomer
    The last time I checked,
    you had to check
    were you having a 'senior' moment?

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