If u find yourself needing work you could always be my 'official' red slipper buffer
At work I have a bit of a joke going with one of the guys regarding Swiss Tony from the Fast Show.
Today I received an e-mail following a request I sent out yesterday asking who wanted a diary next year. I got this reply...
"Using a diary is like making love to a beautiful woman - you never know until you turn over what treats are in store."
trouble was, he sent it to the ENTIRE company
So I thought, what the hell, and sent this back, to everyone...
"sending an e-mail to the whole company is NOT like making love to a beautiful woman, you should select her from your address book, Stick her in the TO, and only SEND HER when you know you've got it in right."
I've been getting some strange looks since. Off for a grilling by the boss now. It's always me isn't it!!!
Hey Ho :sorry
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If u find yourself needing work you could always be my 'official' red slipper buffer
I thought I was that already!Originally posted by Paul F
If u find yourself needing work you could always be my 'official' red slipper buffer
"Toto?, I have a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore ."
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Im forwarding this thread to ur boss......obviously too much time on ur hands......
.......erm, gotta go......very busy
Look at that tail, now that's what I call a subtle lead indicator kind of thingy.
Says the man with the red shoes!?!?Originally posted by Paul F
Im forwarding this thread to ur boss......obviously too much time on ur hands......
Anyway Boomer, you're right, The Wiz's Tail is just as stiff as Totos!
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last person in my office who did something like this managed to send out an email to everyone at the company AND a huge number of customersOriginally posted by Pammy
trouble was, he sent it to the ENTIRE company
grant
ps. are you over your grilling yet?
Yes, and I survived, JUSTOriginally posted by Grant
ps. are you over your grilling yet?
Then got myself into another mess. Went out for lunch for my birthday (yes, I know it's two months late, but that's how things work here!)
Somehow got volunteered for singing Abba songs at the local wine bar this evening!?!
Perhaps I should get this thread renamed Pammy's THE joke of the day!!
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if you pass the audition perhaps you could do a few numbers at the aberdeen beach partyOriginally posted by Pammy
Somehow got volunteered for singing Abba songs at the local wine bar this evening!?!
never, although if your avatar keeps swinging and missing at that ball...Perhaps I should get this thread renamed Pammy's THE joke of the day!!
grant
I'll have you know that's my shrunken head (according to Andy!)Originally posted by Grant
if you pass the audition perhaps you could do a few numbers at the aberdeen beach party
never, although if your avatar keeps swinging and missing at that ball...
grant
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PS Oh, believe me, you wouldn't want me spoiling the party for everyone with my screaching!
sorry, my mistake :sorryOriginally posted by Pammy
I'll have you know that's my shrunken head (according to Andy!)
[insincerity mode on] what a lovely shrunken head it is too [insincerity mode off]
you don't frighten us, we regard bagpipes as a musical instrument up hereOh, believe me, you wouldn't want me spoiling the party for everyone with my screaching!
grant
Next to me, bagpipes sound like Charlotte Church!Originally posted by Grant
you don't frighten us, we regard bagpipes as a musical instrument up here
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thats ok, as long as you don't make them look like charlotteOriginally posted by Pammy
Next to me, bagpipes sound like Charlotte Church!
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grant
Looking would have been fine with you lads; or so I'd have thought. Isn't it "shouting" like Charlotte; I seem to remember the press saying she's a bit of a moody one!Originally posted by Grant
thats ok, as long as you don't make them look like charlotte
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hmmmm just been getting images of squeezing young charlotte under my armOriginally posted by Pammy
Looking would have been fine with you lads; or so I'd have thought.
grant
ps. as for the press isn't it just like them to be bitchy by accusing someone else of being bitchy
The press, yeah well misery does love company. Mind you, dated a choir-singer once (a few years ago) and she gave C C about 5/6 before the ‘voice’ became a screech. From what I’ve been hearing, she’s still on schedule. Reminds me of Alled Jones in a way, one second a voice up there in the sky the next, nature takes its course and he’s singing double-low-c.
But just as bitchy to point that out?!Originally posted by Grant
ps. as for the press isn't it just like them to be bitchy by accusing someone else of being bitchy
PS Boomer, are you male or female?
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Originally posted by Pammy
PS Boomer, are you male or female?
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The last time I checked, I was dangling so.... I gues that would make me male....some people ask the damndest questions!!!!....
now i'm the one who's been hoist by his own petardOriginally posted by Pammy
But just as bitchy to point that out?!
touche pammy
grant
you had to checkOriginally posted by Boomer
The last time I checked,
were you having a 'senior' moment?
grant
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