I've said it elsewhere, but as you ask, my current favourite is Lewis Black. Lots of his stuff on youtube.
His delivery is outstanding, and he finds comedy in the weirdest places.
"When I was a kid, there was only one kind of milk - moocow f*ck milk.
Nowadays, the milk counter is a mile long - this milk, that milk - hey they have lactose intolerant milk.
YOU CAN'T HAVE MILK IF YOU'RE LACTOSE INTOLERANT!! You can't, you just can't. That's what lactose means, 'milk'.
...so what the f*ck is in that carton?"
Bookmarks