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Reply With QuoteBecause that's what women do...Originally Posted by Twirly
Actually, I'm prone to that too.
Err...again, I'm a bit of a remote control freak
Err....oh blimey, maybe I am a man.
I can vouch for all of that.(except the last bit
).
Because that's what women do...
I am very peeved that my local council wants to charge me £22.20 to collect my bed. Especially as the neighboroughing councils operate a free bulk household waste collection.
No wonder some people dump their rubbish on the streets. Being charged over 20 quid by the council doesnt really entice me to lift up the phone and get them to collect it.
Excuse me I thought that was why I was paying council tax
I suppose I could always just dump it on the roadside like the rest of our street does, but I couldnt do something like that. Tempting though
People who say 'innit' after every sentence
I don't even know what it means
She looks really nice.. innit
I want some food ... innit
I went to the cinema ... innit
Arghhhhhhhh
MODERATOR AT YOUR SERVICE
"If you're going to do something tonight, that you know you'll be sorry for in the morning, plan a lie in." Lorraine
Duck extension?
it could be useful.. in the correct circumstances of course...People who say 'innit' after every sentence
"Your cars out of oil Luv. I have some 'ere.. want me to pour some.. innit?"
"There's a pen in my bag somewhere.. I'm looking but I cannot find one .. innit"
not to mention the dog fouling advert campaign aimed at inner city kids.
"it just takes a minute to bag it and b..innit"
An example of a sentence which will get you a blunt spoon in your head if you ever said it.People who say 'innit' after every sentence
"I don't get it...arks er to be me pacific, innit"
That's really expensive!! Last time I had my duck extended I was left with a huge bill !!Duck extension?
I'll get my coat.
wow them's bigger manboobs than even Meatloafs character in Fight ClubErr....oh blimey, maybe I am a man.
You should see my winkle.wow them's bigger manboobs than even Meatloafs character in Fight Club
ooh and another thing.
WINKLES.....
why do men think that rubbin it on ya leg or sticking it onto ya bum/back when ya in bed gets ya ready for some loving. Do they think we have an erogenous zone there or something?
I sooooo wish I could rep you!ooh and another thing.
WINKLES.....
why do men think that rubbin it on ya leg or sticking it onto ya bum/back when ya in bed gets ya ready for some loving. Do they think we have an erogenous zone there or something?
I'm getting some very strange mental images hereooh and another thing.
WINKLES.....
why do men think that rubbin it on ya leg or sticking it onto ya bum/back when ya in bed gets ya ready for some loving. Do they think we have an erogenous zone there or something?
Still, whatever floats your boat I guess...
Maybe it's just something about you?ooh and another thing.
WINKLES.....
why do men think that rubbin it on ya leg or sticking it onto ya bum/back when ya in bed gets ya ready for some loving. Do they think we have an erogenous zone there or something?
Maybe they just want to kindly reaure us that they havnt lost their most prized possesion.ooh and another thing.
WINKLES.....
why do men think that rubbin it on ya leg or sticking it onto ya bum/back when ya in bed gets ya ready for some loving. Do they think we have an erogenous zone there or something?After all loosing their winkie seems to be a big fear of theirs, as it seems they touch themselves quite a few times during the day to check if all is as it should be in that region.
Poor little insecure sods
I dont mind a winkle on my leg, as long as it's on my knee. Let's face it...if we are lying side by side and he can reach my knee with his winkle, who am I to complain.
As long as he doesn't put it on my legI dont mind a winkle on my leg, as long as it's on my knee. Let's face it...if we are lying side by side and he can reach my knee with his winkle, who am I to complain.
Winkles are a bit hard to get off once they're stuck on as well!
Now there is a conversation you never want to have with an ambulance man
stuck on... is that a new sex move i dont know about?
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