Kids to today don’t know how lucky they are

[stewart38]

I was moved by DF story

Cue 4 Scotsman sketch:

Scot1: Mould? You had mould?

Scot2: Luxury!

Scot3: Well, we called it mould. But t'were more like anthrax really. T'was hard walking 27 miles up hill t'mill after anthrax had made yer legs fall off, let me tell you!

Following on from this

One. I'm living in Scotland, and not somewhere where you have to sell your soul to get a mortgage on a mouldy shoe box.

Two it's a small property, and my first home. so ergo the mortgage isn't going to be high.

My first home was a garage door cost me 12 weeks wages .

I think kids today expect too much

My loo was a train ride away at Euston station but we never complained, me and my Teddy

We didn’t know much about Anthrax then but new if you had it with uncooked meat the skin infections that followed didn’t make you popular when standing outside the school disco

I wonder if kids today know how hard we had it back then , 'savings' were rain drops you kept for your open air bath ?

[Dreadful Scathe]

you really should keep a blog you know.

"Meanderings and silly things" by the 38th Stewart of Hemel

[stewart38]

you really should keep a blog you know.

"Meanderings and silly things" by the 38th Stewart of Hemel

Your right

Everyone knows i didn't live on a garage door

Moderator please remove this pointless thread, its not friday yet and doesnt belong on a tuesday forum

[Barry Shnikov]

Your right

His right? What about his left?

'Kids to today'? Adults to tomorrow, babies to yesterday.

[Dreadful Scathe]

His right? What about his left?

'Kids to today'? Adults to tomorrow, babies to yesterday.

you'll never be incoherent with as much panache as Stewart- don't even try

[stewart38]

His right? What about his left?

'Kids to today'? Adults to tomorrow, babies to yesterday.

I just got this

Moderator please remove this thread, im a illiterate

The shame of it

I woodn't face no more shame I've had enough all ready

[Dan]

I woodn't face no more shame I've had enough all ready

you'll never be incoherent with as much panache as Stewart- don't even try

. .

[Barry Shnikov]

I just got this

Moderator please remove this thread, im a illiterate

The shame of it

I woodn't face no more shame I've had enough all ready

Hey, Stewart, I enjoy your posts - and so does DS, truth be told.

Just don't mind if from time to time I point out some of the funnier boo-boos - to point them out when they aren't funny is just rude!!

I am trying to work out how we can engineer a thread in which only you and Fletch post to each other while the rest of us spend all day grinning.

[Dan]

Hey, Stewart, I enjoy your posts - and so does DS, truth be told.

If truth be told, there are spelling and grammar mistakes on half of the posts on this forum.

[stewart38]

If truth be told, there are spelling and grammar mistakes on half of the posts on this forum.

But we have a number of doctors,lawyers,financial and miltary experts

Any way my first job for 6 years of working life was to turn on the light when Auntie Hilda open the fridge (it was cold in there )

[Beowulf]

You stayed in a fridge? You were't lucky to have t'fridge !

I was a door mat with the word "Welcome" tatooed on my back. I had to lie outside the front door 25 hours a day 8 days a week come rain, sun or snow and let people clean their boots on the back of my head.

Fridge? Pah luxury !

[stewart38]

You stayed in a fridge? You were't lucky to have t'fridge !

I was a door mat with the word "Welcome" tatooed on my back. I had to lie outside the front door 25 hours a day 8 days a week come rain, sun or snow and let people clean their boots on the back of my head.

Fridge? Pah luxury !

It was Aunties fridge

You had front door !! Would have died for a front door and a place to lay all day

[Dreadful Scathe]

If truth be told, there are spelling and grammar mistakes on half of the posts on this forum.

bah Stewart38s genius is down to the careful use of spelling and grammar mistakes in a cryptic quagmire of pseudo logic, puns and "out-of-the" box thinking.

Its really NOT just about spelling and grammar

[Barry Shnikov]

bah Stewart38s genius is down to the careful use of spelling and grammar mistakes in a cryptic quagmire of pseudo logic, puns and "out-of-the" box thinking.

Its really NOT just about spelling and grammar

I only repped you yesterday so I can't again, but I would for this.

[David Bailey]

I am trying to work out how we can engineer a thread in which only you and Fletch post to each other while the rest of us spend all day grinning.

Hmmm....