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    Orenthal James

    ...Simpson has been a norty boy.

    He's not worried, however; his lawyers will just tell the jury that the investigation was motivated by a racist policeman and produce a shoe which Simpson will be ostentiously unable to put on his foot in the courtroom and Boing! with one bound he will be free.

    Yeesh.

    I would like to read 'If I did it', though.

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    Re: Orenthal James

    Oh, that's funny.

    Just read another article in which the Las Vegas police said the reason they are keeping Simpson in jail is because he is considered a 'flight risk'.

    That's classic.

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    O.J. arrested

    As in Simpson, not orange juice....

    nothing i can say about his latest arrest is as funny as this excerpt from here

    Quote Originally Posted by Scott Adams
    In the news, O.J. Simpson is in jail for trying to reclaim some items in Las Vegas that an alleged thief stole from him. If O.J. is found guilty of asking a thief to return his belongings, he could go to jail for 30 years.

    I assume O.J. is kicking himself for not killing everyone in the room, covering himself in their DNA, and going golfing. You have to stick with what works. What the Hell was he thinking?

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    Re: O.J. arrested

    Quote Originally Posted by Dreadful Scathe View Post
    As in Simpson, not orange juice....
    Meh. Try to be helpful and you get an automatic message telling you that your post's been deleted for "tidying".

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    Re: O.J. arrested

    please moderator - can we delete Lou ? Things will be much more tidy (before she sees the Monty Python quotes preferably )

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    Re: O.J. arrested

    Quote Originally Posted by Dreadful Scathe View Post
    please moderator - can we delete Lou ?
    I think the Lou unit should be Upgraded, not Deleted...

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    Re: O.J. arrested

    Quote Originally Posted by Dreadful Scathe View Post
    please moderator - can we delete Lou ? Things will be much more tidy (before she sees the Monty Python quotes preferably )
    I'll have you know I have a very nice PM from a very nice moderator about some posts I recently reported....

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    Re: O.J. arrested

    Excessive moderation, IMHO.

    Replacing one opaque thread title with another. Let's hear it for intrigue!

    "Orenthal James - what the hell's that about? It's that idiot Shnikov posting - he can go to hell I'll read this thread about butterflies."

    "Orenthal James - Shnikov's being mysterious again - OK, I'll bite, let's have a look."

    Next week: Ask the moderators. A new facility whereby DJ or similar will come to your house and use a spoon to place morsels in your mouth...

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    Re: O.J. arrested

    Quote Originally Posted by Barry Shnikov View Post
    Excessive moderation, IMHO.
    Blimey, I just pressed the "merge threads" button is all, as requested - I don't wander round making up thread titles...
    Quote Originally Posted by Barry Shnikov View Post
    Next week: Ask the moderators. A new facility whereby DJ or similar will come to your house and use a spoon to place morsels in your mouth...
    How about a facility where we automatically infract people for excessive whingeing? I could well go for that one.

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    Re: O.J. arrested

    Next week: Ask the moderators. A new facility whereby DJ or similar will come to your house and use a spoon to place morsels in your mouth...
    not Lou though, she couldnt do that...
    Last edited by Dreadful Scathe; 18th-September-2007 at 04:49 PM.

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    Re: O.J. arrested

    Quote Originally Posted by DavidJames View Post
    Blimey, I just pressed the "merge threads" button is all, as requested - I don't wander round making up thread titles...
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    oh you sooo missed a trick there......blimey i didn't expect a ....

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    Re: O.J. arrested

    Quote Originally Posted by DavidJames View Post
    How about a facility where we automatically infract people for excessive whingeing? I could well go for that one.
    WE ALREADY HAVE THAT!! Its called Martin Harper.

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    Re: O.J. arrested

    So, what's all this about OJ?

    I heard it was good for a cold.
    Let your mind go and your body will follow. – Steve Martin, LA Story

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    Re: O.J. arrested

    OK, apology/explanation accepted.

    Quote Originally Posted by DavidJames View Post
    How about a facility where we automatically infract people for excessive whingeing? I could well go for that one.
    Hah. You caught me on a good day.

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    Re: O.J. arrested

    Quote Originally Posted by ducasi View Post
    So, what's all this about OJ?

    I heard it was good for a cold.
    ...a tumbleweed blows past me in the office every time you attempt a "joke"

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    Re: O.J. arrested

    Quote Originally Posted by Dreadful Scathe View Post
    ...a tumbleweed blows past me in the office every time you attempt a "joke"
    Arrrrr! Belay those comments, ye scurvy smurf!

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    Re: O.J. arrested

    Quote Originally Posted by Lou View Post
    Arrrrr! Belay those comments, ye scurvy smurf!
    "belay those comments"?

    "those comments"?

    Your pirates speak a weird language

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    Re: O.J. arrested

    Quote Originally Posted by Dreadful Scathe View Post
    ...a tumbleweed blows past me in the office every time you attempt a "joke"
    It was actually a parody of someone else on the forum. Probably too subtle...
    Let your mind go and your body will follow. – Steve Martin, LA Story

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    Re: O.J. arrested

    Quote Originally Posted by ducasi View Post
    It was actually a parody of someone else on the forum. Probably too subtle...
    yup - and Im not ashamed to say it was too subtle for me

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    Re: O.J. arrested

    Quote Originally Posted by Dreadful Scathe View Post
    yup - and Im not ashamed to say it was too subtle for me
    It amused me, and when it comes down to it – isn't that what really matters.



    * This is another too-subtle parody.
    Let your mind go and your body will follow. – Steve Martin, LA Story

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