What's your nickname?

[Lee Bartholomew]

Moved from the "stamping" thread - DavidJames

Wow that took a lot of thought? Mr Stompy Stomp and his friends Mr Spinny Spin , Mrs Hotty Hotshot and
Mr Hasn't-got-a-major-distinguishing-dance-idiosyncrasy- but-we'll-give-him-a-derogatory-nickname-anyway

I din't give him that nickname BTW. if it was my choice it would have been Mr Stompy Tw**

[David Bailey]

Wow that took a lot of thought? Mr Stompy Stomp and his friends Mr Spinny Spin , Mrs Hotty Hotshot and
Mr Hasn't-got-a-major-distinguishing-dance-idiosyncrasy- but-we'll-give-him-a-derogatory-nickname-anyway

Trust me, all men have been assigned nicknames by the women. There are secret conventions in the ladies' loos, they assign them then.

[Double Trouble]

Trust me, all men have been assigned nicknames by the women.

That's so true...even you have one DJ.

[David Bailey]

That's so true...even you have one DJ.

I've had several (that I know of).

[Gojive]

I used to be called "The Paranoid One" by a group ladies sitting by the speaker. They used to call me it in morse code....by tapping their feet...

[Twirly]

Trust me, all men have been assigned nicknames by the women. There are secret conventions in the ladies' loos, they assign them then.

So, when were you in the ladies loo eavesdropping to find this out DJ?

[David Bailey]

So, when were you in the ladies loo eavesdropping to find this out DJ?

I Know Things

[Lory]

That's so true...

Yep, its true!

[Double Trouble]

I have a number of nicknames for forumites (Oh god, i feel a ban coming on)

Mr Magoo (too vain to wear glasses, so spends his life falling over things)

Mr denial (gay, but with a woman)

The C*nt (no explanation required)

Top Totty (hottest bloke on the forum)

The Gossip (pretends to be all innocent, but spends her whole life stirring things up)

I could go on, but I think I ought to stop now.

[David Bailey]

I have a number of nicknames for forumites (Oh god, i feel a ban coming on)

Nope, those don't count - they have to be Officially Defined by the Ladies Nicknaming Committee.

[Double Trouble]

Nope, those don't count - they have to be Officially Defined by the Ladies Nicknaming Committee.

I'm the chairwoman

actually...that could be my nickname seeing as no one ever asks me to dance.

[Gav]

It's not just women though is it DJ?

At my old venue, the bar staff had nicknames for everyone.
Apart from the obvious, Guinness man, daughter of Guinness man etc
there was also Mr. Bouncy, Hot for Ceroc, Ceroc Enemy number 1, 2 & 3, Retard boy, John revolting etc

[Jamie]

Top Totty (hottest bloke on the forum)

That'll be mine then..

[Double Trouble]

That'll be mine then..

Absolutely

At my local venue we have the following

Corpse

Corpse ll

Ariel numpties

Stinker 1, 2 & 3

The Arm breaker

The Coffin Dodger

Ronnie Corbett

Wendowlene (she was wallaces girlfriend on wallace and gromit)

Frank Butcher

The odd couple

The ginger bloke who can't dance

The ginger bloke who can dance

The cross dresser

To name but a few.

[Trouble]

Absolutely

At my local venue we have the following

Corpse

Corpse ll

Ariel numpties

Stinker 1, 2 & 3

The Arm breaker

The Coffin Dodger

Ronnie Corbett

Wendowlene (she was wallaces girlfriend on wallace and gromit)

Frank Butcher

The odd couple

The ginger bloke who can't dance

The ginger bloke who can dance

The cross dresser

To name but a few.

you forgot wobbly... or wibbly whatever we call him.

[Gav]

you forgot wobbly... or wibbly whatever we call him.

and don't forget the memory woman...

[Trouble]

and don't forget the memory woman...

ha bloody ha ha

[Double Trouble]

you forgot wobbly... or wibbly whatever we call him.

I can't believe I forgot Wibbly. He was the first one to get a nick name.

[Caz]

So glad other people have nicknames for people At one of my venues we have Sweaty Keith, Fat Keith, Keith Keith etc etc.. Too many Keith's!!They all know their affectionate nicknames too !

Mine and Jamie's favourite is usually "her with the hair" Funnily enough we always know who the other is talking about.. whilst other dancers look on in amazement

[MartinHarper]

Apparently, over at Ceroc Wythall, I'm "ponytail guy", though that was a few months ago.
Dancers do seem particularly bad at coming up with decent nicknames.