I used to be called "The Paranoid One" by a group ladies sitting by the speaker. They used to call me it in morse code....by tapping their feet...
I have a number of nicknames for forumites (Oh god, i feel a ban coming on)
Mr Magoo (too vain to wear glasses, so spends his life falling over things)
Mr denial (gay, but with a woman)
The C*nt (no explanation required)
Top Totty (hottest bloke on the forum)
The Gossip (pretends to be all innocent, but spends her whole life stirring things up)
I could go on, but I think I ought to stop now.
It's not just women though is it DJ?
At my old venue, the bar staff had nicknames for everyone.
Apart from the obvious, Guinness man, daughter of Guinness man etc
there was also Mr. Bouncy, Hot for Ceroc, Ceroc Enemy number 1, 2 & 3, Retard boy, John revolting etc
Absolutely
At my local venue we have the following
Corpse
Corpse ll
Ariel numpties
Stinker 1, 2 & 3
The Arm breaker
The Coffin Dodger
Ronnie Corbett
Wendowlene (she was wallaces girlfriend on wallace and gromit)
Frank Butcher
The odd couple
The ginger bloke who can't dance
The ginger bloke who can dance
The cross dresser
To name but a few.
Apparently, over at Ceroc Wythall, I'm "ponytail guy", though that was a few months ago.
Dancers do seem particularly bad at coming up with decent nicknames.
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