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    THE diet for stressed women

    Diet for stressed women - sounds good to me! This is a specially formulated diet designed to help WOMEN cope with the stress that builds during the day.

    BREAKFAST
    1 Grapefruit
    1 slice whole-wheat toast
    1 cup skim milk

    LUNCH
    1 small portion lean, steamed chicken with a cup of spinach
    1 cup herbal tea
    1 Penguin Biscuit

    AFTERNOON TEA
    The rest of the Penguins from the packet
    1 tub of Gino Ginelli ice cream with chocolate topping

    DINNER
    4 bottles of wine (red or white)
    2 loaves garlic bread
    1 family size Supreme pizza
    3 snickers bars

    LATE NIGHT SNACK
    1 whole cheesecake (eaten directly from the freezer)

    REMEMBER:
    Stressed" spelled backwards is desserts"


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    Re: THE diet for stressed Men

    BREAKFAST:
    Half Bottle of Jack Daniels (with the lid off)

    LUNCH:
    1 x Pot Noodle
    Rest of the Jack

    AFTERNOON TEA:
    Jack with Diet Coke (or just some coke)

    DINNER:
    1 x Bottle of Jack (ice optional)
    1 x Monster Sized Kebab (delivered)

    BEDTIME SNACK:
    More Jack with 50mg Tamazipam (sweet dreams)

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