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    Daily Mail Brain Master

    That paper, the beloved Daily Mail is offering a Brain Master for 20 tokens.

    It is such a hassle getting these papers and I don't know if I should bother.

    Is this Brain Master expensive and is it worth getting?

    I have always wanted something like this and would have liked to have invented something similar.

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    Re: Daily Mail Brain Master

    Anyone else think this thread title is a contradiction in terms?

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    Re: Daily Mail Brain Master

    Quote Originally Posted by Ste View Post
    That paper, the beloved Daily Mail is offering a Brain Master for 20 tokens.

    It is such a hassle getting these papers and I don't know if I should bother.

    Is this Brain Master expensive and is it worth getting?

    I have always wanted something like this and would have liked to have invented something similar.
    And, for those of us for whom close-ish contact with the Daily Mail causes itching and projectilve vomiting, what is a BrainMaster anyway?

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    Re: Daily Mail Brain Master

    Quote Originally Posted by Barry Shnikov View Post
    And, for those of us for whom close-ish contact with the Daily Mail causes itching and projectilve vomiting, what is a BrainMaster anyway?
    It allows you to read the daily mail without itching and projectile vomiting. Basically it's a drill bore and a large vacuum excavator.. .. ..

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    Re: Daily Mail Brain Master

    Quote Originally Posted by DavidJames View Post
    Anyone else think this thread title is a contradiction in terms?

    Maybe the marketing ratonale was to fulfill a need?

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    Re: Daily Mail Brain Master

    Quote Originally Posted by Beowulf1970 View Post
    It allows you to read the daily mail without itching and projectile vomiting. Basically it's a drill bore and a large vacuum excavator.. .. ..
    That would be some sort of suppressor that would be needed. Reduce brain activity to the levels of, oh I don't know, a country bank manager...

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