I find bollox very satisfying.
Daisy
(A Satisfied Little Flower)
for example:
Stone the crows
Holy Moly
I noticed that the grouchy moderator's favourite one is - Blimey
Some like calling others - tw@t or numpty.
name current or past favourites.
I find bollox very satisfying.
Daisy
(A Satisfied Little Flower)
Favourite expression?
...you can't polish a turd.
That is so hot.....
or..he/she is so hot
Zara xxx
"Can i eat your cherry"...... does it for me every time. !!!
As KillingTime will confirm...
Things are MARVELLOUS!!!!
Mad as [insert random object here] ( past favourites include cheese, toast, a box of forgs, a wasp in a glass, a mouse, a biker in ballet class, Keef, Greg, Grice, Snakey Peet)
Darth Vader with a cold - once used to describe my bloke's car
delicious - relating to anything that's not bad (that car is just delicious!)
- a turd by any other name ...
- as useful as a chocolate teapot
- I'll rip your arm off and beat you to death with the soggy end
Well, I think No1 was a Mr. Shakespeare (I may have mis-quoted him slightly ), No 2 was my Uncle's and No 3 was a particularly angry REME Sergeant.
However, I thought we were just listing expressions we like to use a lot, rather than original expressions of our own creation?
Mad 's a box of frogs....
Don't do it! Put it down! Stop talking for two seconds! (all to child number one)
Put that/it down! Get off the dog! Don't pull her tail! Three bottles of milk is too many bottles of Milk young man! (all to child number two)
Forget it... (to husband)
OH Crap!!! to everybody else!
Like & Ennit are my two favourite words ever! I'm also liking "you're/that's rubbish!" if something doesn't work the way I want!
Currently, mine is:
"Are you still titting around?" (typically when waiting for one of the women to get ready for Ceroc).
It also comes into play in other situations:
"What have you been doing today?"
"Nothing much - just titting around".
not the brightest crayon in the box are we (don't get to say this one out loud much - but THINK it lots!)
well this day has been a total waste of make up
Like that one! I could have used that myself on Friday night.. got all dressed up, short skirt, high heels, make up (which for those of you that know me is all a rarity!) to go out round town with non dancing folks and then.. after 5 missed calls the night out was cancelled! so there i was teetering round town in my high heels looking like a glorified prostitute with no where to go...
so complete waste of make up !
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