On the way to go dancing in Chippenham yesterday, I stopped at a petrol staion to get some drink. The headline on the newsboard caught my eye "Dangerous Raccon on the loose" Turns out it's bite are nasty, nothing to do with it being an armed robber or anything.

Safety Alert As Raccoon Goes On The Loose (from The Wiltshire Gazette and Herald)

Anyone else go any equally bizzare headlines?