I'm scared.
ok I'm really, really, REALLY ANGRY with the useless bunch of people who are currently ripping me off at my garage. I'll skip the details cause it'll just make me even angrier, but the bottom line is that I am so out of myself that I want to hurt them all, and really bad.
I think the only thing that would give me some relief would be to beat them up, then slice them up in pieces, and paint the whole garage with their blood.
Anybody else has a better idea ?
In case you hadn't noticed, I am way past the 'go for a walk and scream' stage.
oh and if you didn't know, well now you're at least aware that you don't want to cross me.
I'm scared.
clearly you don't know what it's like to have a car and get ripped off by a garage.
I like that attitude.
Let's hope the others in the jury will too.
hmmm that sounds like a very reasonable option.
But I think at this stage I get more relief by imagining what sort of painful things I could do to them.
Come on, don't tell I'm the only one to ever think of stuff like that here ?
What would the other twisted minds dream of doing to their worst enemies ? Go on, get bad and dirty here !
Speak to a good solicitor. Get their advice and follow it to the letter.
You MUST do something and getting even is the ONLY thing - or was it forgiveness?
Nah! Get even, it's so much more satisfying, especially if you get your money back.
Depends how new your car is, but is it a franchised dealership of your car's manufacturer?
If so then you could try calling the customer service people of the car company, although as others said, you may want to wait for the car to be fixed first.
Also - keep records of all contact you have with them and what they say and do, in case it is needed later.
Love dance, will travel
Er, yes I do, although I don't have a car anymore. (Besides, my electricity company just tried to charge me for 6 times as many units as I've actually used, so it's not just garages that rip people off). And I completely sympathise with the 'beat them up' bit, it was just when you got to the 'then slice them up in pieces, and paint the whole garage with their blood' bit that I got slightly, er, concerned...
Padded cell for Caro, please.
(PS - I vote for tearing their nadgers off and stuffing them down their throats...)
Be sweet and lovely and get your car back - then expose them on TV (email all the TV stations and tell them about it)
There are a couple of 'Expose and Shame' TV progs who do a good job of putting rogue traders out of business and you could do it anonimously
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I'm all for the "paint the whole garage with their blood" part.
I'm a vindictive sod.. However fun as it sounds to dismember them it would mean you being off the Dance Circuit for a while (unless they have Dance classes in her magesty's prisons)
Wait a week or two.. until they've had enough chance to rip someone else off and draw suspicioun away from you. Then send them a nice box of homemade chocolates , as thanks, for a job well done.
You can get quite potent laxitives from any chemist these days ... or a vet
- just back from the garage, still fuming -
Back to practical details... how much would one take in this country for murder ? hold on, murders in fact ?
and can I plead temporary insanity ?
tie them to a chair, then hammer hundreds of darning needles in their arms and legs- going into the bone (doesn't have to be just limbs can be anywhere you can get a needle to the bone) - then run electric current through all the needles - you can do all at once, a limb at a time, alternate limbs, opposite limbs the variations are endless
if you think the screaming will atttract to much attention - gag them when tying them to the chair
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