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    Smile Women and toilets: the inside story!

    The ladies loos thread.

    Myth no 1
    Ladies loos are places of gossip and glamour
    The place to adjust make up VPL and hair

    Reality
    The facilites are used for other purposes including:-
    Full strip washes (when visiting Lodopn and there was no where to change between workshops and milonga)
    Foot spas - rinsed in handbasins If urinals were present we sure wouldn't pee in them
    Cat fights One woman out with another mans ex followed new women into loo and became physical
    wees and poos:- hands are usually washed, loos flushed, floor ususally clean
    nothing to report there. Worst case scenario you have no paper a call goes out one is rolled between stalls.
    gossip on the walls and between the stalls!!
    Excellent place to over hear the most amazing stories!!!

    Health warning
    It's a place of retreat. From men. It's a totally unspoken rule
    Enter at your own risk.

    Worst things I have ever seen include:-
    • paper on the floor
    • Wee on the floor

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    Re: Women and toilets: the inside story!

    Does anyone have any idea what happens when two women go in to one loo together?

    I'm not sure, but I usually here a lot of snorting going on. I think they must be talcing their feet, 'cos there is usually white powder all over the loo seat when I go in.

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    Re: Women and toilets: the inside story!

    I once went to a huge club in Barnsley, Yorkshire.

    A trip to the loo there, was like entering a completely alien world. None of the girls shut the cubicle doors, unless they went in as a pair but the REAL SHOCKER was, some didn't even bother to queue... they simply climbed up, pulled their knickers down and peed in the basins, infront of everyone, without batting an eye
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    Re: Women and toilets: the inside story!

    Quote Originally Posted by Lory
    they simply climbed up, pulled their knickers down and peed in the basins
    We had hot and cold running urinals in the accommodation blocks in basic training.

    At a mess function in Germany, after toasting the Queen, there was a huge queue at the gents. So me and a buddy decided to use the ladies. It was very quiet, no gossip all very civilised, until we left and bumped into the Sergeant-Major's wife on the way out.
    All hell broke loose, I can't think why? Mind you I had 2 weeks on ROPs (Restriction of Privileges) to work it out.
    Last edited by Gav; 2nd-August-2007 at 10:53 PM.

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    Re: Women and toilets: the inside story!

    Quote Originally Posted by Lory View Post
    I once went to a huge club in Barnsley, Yorkshire.

    A trip to the loo there, was like entering a completely alien world. None of the girls shut the cubicle doors, unless they went in as a pair but the REAL SHOCKER was, some didn't even bother to queue... they simply climbed up, pulled their knickers down and peed in the basins, infront of everyone, without batting an eye
    OMG.. I can assure you Lory that not everywhere in Yorkshire is like this.. Mind you I don't go clubbing much nowadays so I dread to think


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    Re: Women and toilets: the inside story!

    A friend of mine told me a similar story about a big club in Manchester, except that they used the urinals in the Gents instead of the sinks. I'm not sure if the usual male custom of studiously avoiding looking at your neighbour was still applied.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lory View Post
    I once went to a huge club in Barnsley, Yorkshire.

    A trip to the loo there, was like entering a completely alien world. None of the girls shut the cubicle doors, unless they went in as a pair but the REAL SHOCKER was, some didn't even bother to queue... they simply climbed up, pulled their knickers down and peed in the basins, infront of everyone, without batting an eye
    GOd Lory was it a gay bar???
    I went clubbing with one of my gay male friends in Nice and the loos had holes drilled though the doors (observation spy holes) and warning signs on the doors with willlies wearing condoms!!

    I found I was one of three women in the place and not entirely welcome!
    Only in France I thought....

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    Re: Women and toilets: the inside story!

    Quote Originally Posted by DianaS View Post
    (observation spy holes)
    Ummm, possibly not...

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    Re: Women and toilets: the inside story!

    Quote Originally Posted by Double Trouble View Post
    Does anyone have any idea what happens when two women go in to one loo together?

    I'm not sure, but I usually here a lot of snorting going on. I think they must be talcing their feet, 'cos there is usually white powder all over the loo seat when I go in.
    Bless! Such an innocent!

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    Re: Women and toilets: the inside story!

    Quote Originally Posted by DavidJames View Post
    Ummm, possibly not...
    DJ! the holes were tiny, only about a centimetre across and at eye level height not willie height...
    unless you know something I don't

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    Re: Women and toilets: the inside story!

    Quote Originally Posted by Mezzosoprano View Post
    Bless! Such an innocent!
    Cough! Splutter!

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    Re: Women and toilets: the inside story!

    Quote Originally Posted by Lory View Post
    I once went to a huge club in Barnsley, Yorkshire.

    but the REAL SHOCKER was, some didn't even bother to queue... they simply climbed up, pulled their knickers down and peed in the basins, infront of everyone, without batting an eye
    are you sure you weren't in Kidderminster

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