Ashtons Virgin Advice

[Double Trouble]

But would you want one that tells the truth?

"Are you looking at that girl over there?" ---- "Yes, shes well fit."

Looking is fine. Us girlies are not so gullible that we don't know you men look at other women. You wouldn't be men if you didn't.

Was it your mind that you opened

You'll never know CJ

[stewart38]

I have been on the balcony, but must say i did wait far too long!! im sure it will be your turn soon Fletch

Dees got a man after 24yrs, I wrote a song

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Sally stop me dancing, when she got the word,
She said "I suppose you've heard
About Dee and the Ashtons balcony."

So, I rushed to the edge of the dance floor, and I looked up there,
And I could hardly believe my eyes,
This small 3 wheeler pulled slowly into Dees drive.

I don't what she is doing, or where she's gonna go,
I guess she's got her reasons but I just don't wanna know,
'Cause for 24 years I've been trying to get Dee up in the Balcony.
24 years, just waitin' for a chance,
To tell her how I'm feeling, maybe get a second glance,
Now I've gotta get use to not trying to get into Dees drive

We walked together, two kids in the park,
Carved our initials deep in the bark
- Me and Dee

Now she walks to the door, with her head held high,bangs her head
Just for a moment, I caught her eye,
As the there wheeler pulled slowly out of Dee drive up in the balcony, who is that guy ?

I don't why she's leaving, or where she's gonna go,
I guess she's got her reasons but I just don't wanna know,
'Cause for 24 years I've been trying to get Dee up in the Balcony
24 years, just waitin' for a chance,
To tell her how I'm feeling, maybe get a second glance,
Now I've gotta get used to not use to not trying to get into Dees drive

Sally called back, and asked how I felt,
She said "I know how to help..
You get over Dee
She said "Now Dee is gone, but I'm still here ill bounce around with you on the Ashton floor
- You know I've been waiting 24 years."
And the 3 wheeler disappeared .
I don't why she's leaving, or where she's gonna go,
I guess she's got her reasons but I just don't wanna know,
'Cause for 24 years I've been waiting for Dee

24 years, just waitin' for a chance,
To tell her how I feel and maybe get a second glance,
But I'll never get used to not living next door to Dee

Ashton Audience: Dee, Who the **** is Dee? Who the **** is Alice who the **** is Wendy ?, who the **** is Sally ? Who the **** is Karen , who the **** is Tom ?

No, I'll never get used to not living being in the balcony with Dee

[MartinHarper]

Rubbish...! There isn't a man alive who doesn't have the same philosophy - Why tell the truth when a lie will do?

Aww, you're so cute when you're misandrist.

[Double Trouble]

Aww, you're so cute when you're misandrist.

I don't hate men, Martin. Men just like to think they are angels when we all know they are devils. I should know, I gave birth to two of them.








DT tries to make it look like she didn't look misandrist up in the dictionary.

[MartinHarper]

I don't hate men, Martin.

Rubbish...! There isn't a woman alive who doesn't have the same philosophy - Why tell the truth when a lie will do? The problem with lying, is you have to be good at it & you women are too dim to do it properly.

[Lory]

Most people arrive after 10.

yes, don't get worried if its still quiet at 10pm, at 10-30, its guarenteed to be heaving!

Unofficial forum corner is by the DJ decks , top end of the r/h side of the hall as you look from the entrance.

And, you won't find Robd there!

[dee]

Dees got a man after 24yrs, I wrote a song

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No, I'll never get used to not living being in the balcony with Dee

Arrrrrrh bless you know i will always love you Stewart

[Tartaniad]

might have to travel to ashtons myself seems like a lot of shelves on the balcony there

[Mac]

Rubbish...! There isn't a man alive who doesn't have the same philosophy - Why tell the truth when a lie will do?

The problem with lying, is you have to be good at it & you men are too dim to do it properly.

Rubbish...! There isn't a woman alive who doesn't have the same philosophy - Why tell the truth when a lie will do? The problem with lying, is you have to be good at it & you women are too dim to do it properly.

You two need your bloody heads banging together.!

Sheppy back to your serious question which has been lost as the opportunity to start a Gender war has been taken on your thread.

I was at Ashtons tonite and can report that the floor although still very slippy has slowed down considerably.

but it is still quite fast. I wore Jazz Trainers tonight that did the trick for me.

Dont be put off if you think the folks are clicky

they are not but they do all know each other well so you may have to "Break In"

I hope you enjoy yourself

[Cruella]

Dont be put off if you think the folks are clicky

they are not but they do all know each other well so you may have to "Break In"

Appearances are deceptive! We all hate each other really (Well RobD and I do anyway)

[Double Trouble]

You two need your bloody heads banging together.!

Oh shut up Mac...me and Martin H are mates, for crying out loud. Did you not notice my smillie at the end of my comment?

Irony goes right over your head doesn't it?

[fletch]

Not all of us are...

no my dad wasn't one or my 1st husband

i thought i was going to have to join the convent and now i have the nicest guy

No honey you just put a value on yourself and it wasn't £1.00 drink

Fletch - not the easiest advice when you're still looking, but be patient, keep a vision of what you want, and hopefully one day he'll turn up (possibly on the balcony at Ashtons! ) In the meantime you're making the most of your life, which is important - man or no man.

I know what its like to be unhappy and i'm certainly not that, I would be if I settled for a liar that treats you badly

But would you want one that tells the truth?

"Are you looking at that girl over there?" ---- "Yes, shes well fit."

No problem I would proberbly agree I can look at girls and say 'wow she looks nice' and I tell them, doesn't meen you going to trade me in for her does it

"I've had better" springs to mind

Stop lowering the tone CJ

Yes CJ 'bad boy'

Looking is fine. Us girlies are not so gullible that we don't know you men look at other women. You wouldn't be men if you didn't.

and us girls never look

[Beowulf]

No problem I would proberbly agree I can look at girls and say 'wow she looks nice' and I tell them, doesn't meen you going to trade me in for her does it

As I always put it. you can go out for a hill walk, and stand at the top of the mountain and admire the scenery .. it doesn't mean you're going to buy all the land you see though.

Instead You get your own little plot and you tend to it, and you nurture it, You look after it if it needs help and you plant beautiful things in it. Along the way you may get a few thistles, or some plants may not survive but with enough dedication you get somewhere beautiful to sit in and grow old together.

Jings! that Analogy makes me sound like Percy Bleeding Thrower !!

[pmjd]

Mmmm there's a book idea, The Percy Thrower Guide to Dating.
Including helpful tips on:

• Cultivating new relationships
• when is it best to bed down for the winter
• Best season to harvest
• Partner rotation
• Greenfly problems
• Mulching - when?

I'll get my coat

[Trouble]

Instead You get your own little plot and you tend to it, and you nurture it, You look after it if it needs help and you plant beautiful things in it. Along the way you may get a few thistles, or some plants may not survive but with enough dedication you get somewhere beautiful to sit in and grow old together.

Jings! that Analogy makes me sound like Percy Bleeding Thrower !!

well not a good one, you didn't mention the watering it regularly and giving it a good seeing too once in a while.

[Twirly]

Instead You get your own little plot and you tend to it, and you nurture it, You look after it if it needs help and you plant beautiful things in it. Along the way you may get a few thistles, or some plants may not survive but with enough dedication you get somewhere beautiful to sit in and grow old together.

Jings! that Analogy makes me sound like Percy Bleeding Thrower !!

Does that make me the flower garden then?!

[stewart38]

Well was it any good ?

I could go

Its on this Friday as well I think ?

[Cruella]

Sheppy didn't go! He obviously got frightened off by all the talk of balcony adventures. I had a fab night, and with no visit to the balcony!

[Sheppy]

Sheppy didn't go! He obviously got frightened off by all the talk of balcony adventures. I had a fab night, and with no visit to the balcony!

Unfortunately dodgy foot caused by new pair of dance shoes meant I didn't go to any dance venues at all this weekend

[robd]

And, you won't find Robd there!

Liar liar!

Though I did venture up to the balcony on occasion, only to find a disappointing lack of action to satisfy my voyeuristic tendencies