Amusing Spam.

[Beowulf]

Spam is the bane of my existence. As I was off since Friday I had over 500 junk emails in my trash folder when I came into the office this morning.

However it never fails to amuse me sometime.. either with the mail subject or the sender. Here's a couple of choice entries from today's batch

Sender : Quentin P. Thoughtful.
Subject : Insanitary wink

eeeew!

Sender : Polly Mullings
Subject : Flaunt Centrifugal Anchovy

Don't you just hate it when people do that? SO what if you have a rapidly spinning small common schooling saltwater plankton-feeding fish ??

[Daisy Chain]

Why is it funny?

Daisy

(A Bewildered Little Flower)

[Dreadful Scathe]

use gmail - spam free heaven - i pick up from all my pop3 accounts through it now.

just looked at some choice ones.

Sender: Conner Sybil
Subject: You wish to lead with it long night?

Sender: Jacob Hunter
Subject: Unforgettable night for you a two is so simply!

wonder what theyre about

[Lee Bartholomew]

I love the Nigerian 419's where they say they have millins they want to transfer in to your account.

This site gets revenge on them. Very funny. Ebola Monkey Man: Nigerian 419 Scam

[Katie Kicks Ass]

I quite often get offers for P**** enlargement pills, 'you have got to start paying for use of msn'.

[Miss Marmite]

Ha Ha - my surname is Millin!!!!!! I don't think you would want a Millin transfered into your account!!!!

[Beowulf]

Why is it funny?

Daisy

(A Bewildered Little Flower)

Just the odd obviously randomly generated nonsensical names and subjects you get. I mean what is an "insanitary wink"? They always amuse me.. but then I am an easily amused little wulf cub