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    Amusing Spam.

    Spam is the bane of my existence. As I was off since Friday I had over 500 junk emails in my trash folder when I came into the office this morning.

    However it never fails to amuse me sometime.. either with the mail subject or the sender. Here's a couple of choice entries from today's batch

    Sender : Quentin P. Thoughtful.
    Subject : Insanitary wink

    eeeew!

    Sender : Polly Mullings
    Subject : Flaunt Centrifugal Anchovy

    Don't you just hate it when people do that? SO what if you have a rapidly spinning small common schooling saltwater plankton-feeding fish ??

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    Re: Amusing Spam.

    Why is it funny?

    Daisy

    (A Bewildered Little Flower)

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    Re: Amusing Spam.

    use gmail - spam free heaven - i pick up from all my pop3 accounts through it now.

    just looked at some choice ones.

    Sender: Conner Sybil
    Subject: You wish to lead with it long night?

    Sender: Jacob Hunter
    Subject: Unforgettable night for you a two is so simply!

    wonder what theyre about

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    Re: Amusing Spam.

    I love the Nigerian 419's where they say they have millins they want to transfer in to your account.

    This site gets revenge on them. Very funny. Ebola Monkey Man: Nigerian 419 Scam

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    Re: Amusing Spam.

    I quite often get offers for P**** enlargement pills, 'you have got to start paying for use of msn'.

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    Re: Amusing Spam.

    Ha Ha - my surname is Millin!!!!!! I don't think you would want a Millin transfered into your account!!!!

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    Re: Amusing Spam.

    Quote Originally Posted by Daisy Chain View Post
    Why is it funny?

    Daisy

    (A Bewildered Little Flower)
    Just the odd obviously randomly generated nonsensical names and subjects you get. I mean what is an "insanitary wink"? They always amuse me.. but then I am an easily amused little wulf cub

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