Follow the instructions to find your new name.

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Here is your dose of humor...


Follow the instructions to find your new name.



The following is excerpted from a children's book, Captain Underpants And the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants, by Dave Pilkey, in which the evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names...


So:-


1. Use the third letter of your first name to determine your New first name:


a = snickle
b = doombah
c = goober
d = cheesey
e = crusty
f = greasy
g = dumbo
h = farcus
i = dorky
j = doofus
k = funky
l = boobie
m = sleezy
n = sloopy
o = fluffy
p = stinky
q = slimy
r = dorfus
s = snooty
t = tootsie
u = dipsy
v = sneezy
w = liver
x = skippy
y = dink y
z = zippy


2. Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name:


a = dippin
b = feather
c = batty
d = burger
e = chicken
f = barffy
g = lizard
h = waffle
i = farkle
j = monkey
k = flippin
l = fricken
m = bubble
n = rhino
o = potty
p = hamster
q = buckle
r = gizzard
s = lickin
t = snickle
u = chuckle
v = pickle
w = hubble
x = dingle
y = gorilla
z = girdle


3. Use the third letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name:


a = butt
b = boob
c = face
d = nose
e = hump
f = breath
g = pants
h = shorts
i = lips
j = honker
k = head
l = tush
m = chunks
n = dunkin
o = brains
p = biscuits
q = toes
r = doodle
s = fanny
t = sniffer
u = sprinkles
v = frack
w = squirt
x = humperdinck
y = hiney
z = juice


Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is: Fluffy Chucklefanny.


Now when you SEND THIS ON...use your new name as the subject.


And remember that children laugh an average of 146 times a day; adults laugh an average of 4 times a day. Put more laughter in your life!

[angelblue]

Mine is DORFUS POTTY SPRINKLES

[Katie Kicks Ass]

tootsie dippinfrack, and i'm going out with sloppy pottybrains

[angelblue]

Sloppy Pottybrains....ive Been Out With Afew Of Those Too X

[Beowulf]

"Tootsie Farklesniffer"

and here was me thinking I was more of a "Geeky scatterbrains"

what IS a farkle anyway? and why would I sniff one? I'm anosmic .. oh the irony!

[Rhythm King]

Goober Farkle Dunkin at your service.

Personally, I prefer Dunkin Donuts to farkles any day.

[Rhythm King]

Mine is DORFUS POTTY SPRINKLES

Do wipe them up, there's a good girl

[angelblue]

Do wipe them up, there's a good girl

haha....i have been known to be quite messy

[Missy D]

Liver Burgerbutt pleased to meet you all

[Lory]

Mine is DORFUS POTTY SPRINKLES

SNAP!

[Double Trouble]

Sleezy Dippingchunks

[Gav]

Sneezy Gizzardhump?

[Freudian Hips]

tootsie dippinfrack, and i'm going out with sloppy pottybrains

Hi there, long lost cousin. I'm Dorky Dippinfrack.

[Jamie]

Sleezy SnickleBrains!

[under par]

Dipsey FrickenHiney and proud of it

[Caro]

Dorfus bubbleboob is pleased to let you know that she doesn't understand half of those names anyway

[HelenB]

Boobie Chuckle-Doodle

Not one to say while playing Fluffie Bunnies...

[Blind_Dynamo]

Dipsey Pottytush

Sounds like a character list from Terry Prachet Discworld novel.

[Little Monkey]

Goober Pottytush here!

Well, my friends have always told me I'm a potty wee potter..... But what's that got to do with my tush??

[Gojive]

It's made me Dorky Wafflebutt ...the really sad thing is that I've only just changed my real name from that by deed poll