There's me thinking you were on the dole, and sitting around all day posting on the forum, how do you get away with it WF, don't they do checks or something? Why don't you join another forum maybe a debaiting society or something
We once had an office Grand Prix one Friday afternoon. You clear a course around the desks and then the fastest person around it on their chair won.
Shame im not the boss of Tetley. Then who would be laughing.
Finish telephone conversations by saying wank you very quickly...another one is to start talking at the same time as the other person on the line. Repeatedly. It's amazing how much you can get away with...
Another favourite is to lock all the toilets from the inside, and climb out of the cubicles over the top.
I think I have waaaay too much time on my hands.
I got into the office at 7:30 this morning and was bored out of my tiny little mind by about 8:15 - promising, i know!
I spend copious ammounts of time on facebook & this forum - which will get me into trouble at some point they have strategically placed me at a desk where everyone can see my screen.
However being in a sales focussed role (recruitment) as long as i am on target (which i happen to be way over at the moment, by about 40% YTD) you can pretty much get away with murder!
Another favorite hobby is seeing how easilly distracted the rest of the office are, then once distracted, look like you are deep in thought about work and watch everyone else get a rollocking until it dawns on them that they're not sure how this happened as they are the concientious ones! Te He!
Yes - Ok my life is pretty boring - that's why i liven it up with as much dancing as possible!
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