What do you ladies want?

[Terpsichorea]

WRONG.....!

What about the greasy mits all over our hands, skin and clothes? Come on Terps, get with the program

I've been accused of many dancing misdemeanours, but I've never laid oily paws on a lady...


Unless she specifically requested it.

[Juju]

Not terribly keen on men who chew gum - and noisily to boot - whilst dancing. Not keen on it at any time, in fact.

[Terpsichorea]

You would probley have a good area of the dance floor to yourselves too.

I once danced with a woman at Brig who, I'm pretty sure, kept guffing while we were dancing. I say this, because I know it wasn't me, and the smell persisted when we moved to another area of the dance floor. I tried to avoid anything which put pressure on her midsection, to avoid squeezing any more savoury aromas from her...

[Lee Bartholomew]

I once danced with a woman at Brig who, I'm pretty sure, kept guffing while we were dancing. I say this, because I know it wasn't me, and the smell persisted when we moved to another area of the dance floor. I tried to avoid anything which put pressure on her midsection, to avoid squeezing any more savoury aromas from her...

Did you anounce that it was her very loudy?

Could have been DTS, he farts and walks off.

[Juju]

My worst dances are with leads I feel are trying to catch me out. some smart arse guys think its great fun when you've messed up a move.

Oh, yes. Thankfully such smug £*&%"!s are few and far between.

Most men are very nice, although, occasionally, you can tell they're just being nice...

[Terpsichorea]

Did you anounce that it was her very loudy?

Could have been DTS, he farts and walks off.

I was too much of a gentleman to run off the dance floor gagging, and holding my nose.

[David Bailey]

I'm agreeing with you far too much these days.

It's a sign that you're seeing The Right Side Of Things is all

[Double Trouble]

It's a sign that you're seeing The Right Side Of Things is all

Maybe you are getting closer to the dark side

I feel a ban coming on (DJ not me)

[Trouble]

I was too much of a gentleman to run off the dance floor gagging, and holding my nose.

you could have tried the ouch somebody just trod on my foot, need to sit down, get out if the dance plan.!!!

[rubyred]

To have fun,to laugh when something doesn't go right, appreciation,to be challenged, eye contact, to be able to add my own bit of magic, to dance with someone who allows me to dance also and not just lead me into one move after another,to share in the musicality, to be lead with passion and attitude and most of all to enjoy dancing with me .

Not much really

[Mini Mac]

I think i would like someone to be a good leader, (which i do get luckily! ), someone who doesnt boss you about (its a dance already, a bit of fun no need to take it so seriously) and i like it when the dancers are sober (its dreadful when u dance with a drunk guy and you can smell the beer on him YUCK! and i really love it when its a catchy tune so the next time it comes on your reminded of a good dance!

[Miguel]

What women want from men!