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    Re: Broken glass.... Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

    Quote Originally Posted by Beowulf1970 View Post
    Yes you had to be there I guess

    I did a lovely tap dance en route to work this morning.. was stomping along listening to my MP3 player when I glanced down to see I was a split second away from stepping in dog mess. I became very light on my feet for a second, a cross between a quickstep , tap dance and hop scotch as I dodged the scattered piles.. it wasn't just one localised "deposit" but a scattered wide area effect that covered a good few feet of the pavement! Grrr!
    So are you going to build that into your dancing then Beo?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Twirly View Post
    So are you going to build that into your dancing then Beo?
    only if there's been an incontinent dog on the dance floor before me..

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    Re: Broken glass.... Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

    Quote Originally Posted by Double Trouble View Post
    Sorry...ranting again.

    I understand in some countries that when you get a dog license you have to give a sample of your dogs DNA, so if the owners allow the dogs to crap on the street, it can be used as evidence and the owners can be prosecuted.

    I look forward to the day that comes into force in this country, I suspect the problem will disappear over night.
    That's gotta be right up there with the world's worst jobs.

    "So," he says, throwing her his well-practised sensual look, "what do you do?"

    "I test the DNA in dog5h1t..."
    Last edited by Barry Shnikov; 31st-May-2007 at 07:54 PM. Reason: freudian slip

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    Quote Originally Posted by Missy D View Post
    Ah memories are now flooding in of me and sis as kids picking up white dog poo thinking it were chalk! ah those were the days!
    White turds!!! Omigod.

    Now that is something you don't see nowadays...

    Weird. Were are Scully and whoosis when you need them?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Barry Shnikov View Post
    "I test the DNA in dog5h1t..."
    Oh yeah...saucy. Imagine introducing that date to your folks. He would have to be a keeper.

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    Re: Broken glass.... Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

    Quote Originally Posted by Barry Shnikov View Post
    White turds!!! Omigod.

    Now that is something you don't see nowadays...

    Weird. Were are Scully and whoosis when you need them?
    It's because people clean up the Sh*t these days and don't leave it lying about. If it's left exposed to air long enough , sunlight and exposure to air leaches out some of the nutrients.

    Look up Album graecum

    There's also a theory that dogs ate more meat and bones back then, and less tinned processed food. It may be a contributing factor but I'll stick with the Air exposure theory

    Best regards

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    What a facsinating thread. You will find that if you are wowed by Pets at Home and buy their own brand of bickies the jobbies come in all manner of bright and yucky colours.

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    Re: Broken glass.... Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

    Quote Originally Posted by Double Trouble View Post
    Sorry...ranting again.

    I understand in some countries that when you get a dog license you have to give a sample of your dogs DNA, so if the owners allow the dogs to crap on the street, it can be used as evidence and the owners can be prosecuted.

    I look forward to the day that comes into force in this country, I suspect the problem will disappear over night.
    Come off it, they can't properly police people who drive cars without tax, MoT and insurance yet, and do you really think Joe Scrote is actually going to take his (probably illegal) Pit Bull to be DNA tested?

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    Re: Broken glass.... Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

    Quote Originally Posted by Barry Shnikov View Post
    That's gotta be right up there with the world's worst jobs.

    "So," he says, throwing her his well-practised sensual look, "what do you do?"

    "I test the DNA in dog5h1t..."
    It's got to be marginally better than "I scrape up dog sh1t samples for DNA testing".

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    Re: Broken glass.... Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

    Quote Originally Posted by Rhythm King View Post
    Joe Scrote
    I didn't know you knew my ex-boyfriend...!

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    Re: Broken glass.... Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

    Quote Originally Posted by Gav View Post
    It's got to be marginally better than "I scrape up dog sh1t samples for DNA testing".
    Oh. I thought that would have been part of the job description...

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