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    Dance jokes - anyone? Clean please!

    Hiya,

    My cousin and I are going to make a window display about dancing (all sorts of dance styles not just MJ) in September and I wondered if there were any dance related jokes kicking about the web?

    It has to be clean, as the event is family orientated - but if possible they need to be understood by the land of non dancers as well.

    I know that this might not be possible, or that there are maybe not that many about

    But I thought I'd ask, after all If I don't ask , then there is no answer at all

    All pointers to webpages or individual jokes welcome

    Many thanks

    Whitetiger

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    Re: Dance jokes - anyone? Clean please!

    Well - these are clean. Not sure about the quality though.

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    Re: Dance jokes - anyone? Clean please!

    How do you make a kleenex dance?

    Put a little boogie in it

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    Re: Dance jokes - anyone? Clean please!

    Not quite dance, but still:

    How do you make a duck sing jazz?

    Put it in the oven 'till its bill withers.

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    Re: Dance jokes - anyone? Clean please!

    I can only think of one and it's not clean.

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    Re: Dance jokes - anyone? Clean please!

    What does a man with 2 left feet wear to the beach?

    Flip flips.


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    Re: Dance jokes - anyone? Clean please!

    Quote Originally Posted by straycat264 View Post
    Well - these are clean. Not sure about the quality though.
    Thank you straycat : I've just had a look at the top 5 on the page, and that will certainly make the kids laugh.

    Now are there more jokes out there? I was thinking about using the differences between different styles as the basis of the joke. Puns will do to - it doesn't have to be fancy. Not sure if they exist or not ...


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    Re: Dance jokes - anyone? Clean please!

    What's a vampire's favorite dance?

    The Fang Tango (the Vaults also an accepted answer)


    Why are 4 legged animals bad at dancing?

    They've got 2 left feet


    What do cars do at the disco?

    Brake dance


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    Re: Dance jokes - anyone? Clean please!

    OK - Strictly it's clean but....
    Last edited by StokeBloke; 31st-October-2007 at 10:10 PM.

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    Re: Dance jokes - anyone? Clean please!

    Quote Originally Posted by Spiky Steve View Post
    I can only think of one and it's not clean.


    And the punch-line is "Come Dancing!!!"

    Same one?
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    Re: Dance jokes - anyone? Clean please!

    Quote Originally Posted by ducasi View Post


    And the punch-line is "Come Dancing!!!"

    Same one?
    I'd like to hear that one

    No it's the 10 pence, 10 pence, 50 pence a pound joke. Funny but not allowed on this thread.

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    Re: Dance jokes - anyone? Clean please!

    Quote Originally Posted by Spiky Steve View Post
    I'd like to hear that one

    No it's the 10 pence, 10 pence, 50 pence a pound joke. Funny but not allowed on this thread.
    Is that the one that ends "Sod the change, pound, pound, pound, pound...?"

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    Re: Dance jokes - anyone? Clean please!

    Two pensioners were at a Derby and Joan dance and were getting on marvelously. The lady said to the man, listen i am a widow and havent had sex for years, lets not mess about do you fancy a bit.

    The man says yes lets go back to your place.

    Off they go and the man says what do you want to do?

    The lady replied my husband would never do a 69, can we do that?

    So off they go, teeth out slurping like good ones the pair of them.

    Suddenly the man says, it was terrible the Titanic going down like that.

    The lady replies what the hell made you think of that.
    He says...

    I was just reading about it on this piece of paper stuck to your ar*e.

    Obviously needs cleaning up.

    XXX XXX DTS

    Hope this helps
    I apolagize in advance for any offence caused.
    Last edited by dave the scaffolder; 25th-May-2007 at 02:48 PM. Reason: Advance apolagy

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    Re: Dance jokes - anyone? Clean please!

    Quote Originally Posted by StokeBloke View Post
    Is that the one that ends "Sod the change, pound, pound, pound, pound...?"
    Lol. Different but just as funny punchline.

    But not allowed on this thread

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    Re: Dance jokes - anyone? Clean please!

    I liked this one:

    Q: How many dance teachers does it take to change a light bulb?
    Five!...Six!...Seven!...Eight!
    Beats mine:

    Q: How many chillout dancers does it take to change a light bulb?
    A: Five. One to change the bulb, one to stand still and hold her hand, and three to complain about the lighting.

    Q: How many Lindy dancers does it take to change a light bulb?
    A: 102. One to change the bulb, one to throw her up there, and a hundred to stand around clapping.

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