Lycra Outfits

[Grant]

Originally posted by Aleks
Hey, I resemble that remark!

i thought you resembled an arachnid



Grant

[Graham]

Originally posted by Grant
PS. i've been waiting for Graham to correct you but i think Aleks is distracting him at the moment

Like I know/care about the distance from Sydney to Hamilton...........I honestly don't even correct all the stuff I do know is wrong - if I did I'd have WAY more posts than even Steve! And be a very sad individual with no friends..............err, hang on,.......

[Chicklet]

Originally posted by Graham
And be a very sad individual with no friends..............err, hang on,.......

I'm your friend.

[Graham]

Originally posted by Chicklet
I'm your friend.

Thanks, C! I'm yours too.

[Aleks]

Originally posted by Graham
Thanks, C! I'm yours too.

You LIED to me when you said you were in need of a friend (or was that a friend in need)?

[Graham]

Originally posted by Aleks
You LIED to me when you said you were in need of a friend (or was that a friend in need)?

There's a limit on how many friends I'm allowed?

[Aleks]

Originally posted by Graham
There's a limit on how many friends I'm allowed?

No more than 3 at a time!

[Andy McGregor]

Originally posted by Grant
so all this constant travelling has an ulterior motive?
do tell

Grant

This long distance travelling has a motive. And that motive is fun

The classes in our immediate area have gone stale so if you want to have a fun night you need to travel - I wish it was different and there was somewhere I liked locally. Maybe it's me

[Rachel]

Originally posted by Andy McGregor
The classes in our immediate area have gone stale so if you want to have a fun night you need to travel...

No ... what you need to do is entice us all down to your area with an offer/event that's too irresistible to pass up. (Perhaps a repeat performance of you dancing naked, but this time in your local club? or, err, something ...)
Rachel

[Sheepman]

Originally posted by Rachel
Perhaps a repeat performance of you dancing naked,

Now Andy's a lovely guy, but I won't be rushing to see that
I have a theory that his area just has too many women, so he needs to go further afield to get dances with men?

Greg

[Pammy]

Originally posted by Rachel
No ... what you need to do is entice us all down to your area with an offer/event that's too irresistible to pass up. (Perhaps a repeat performance of you dancing naked

I thought you said ENTICE?

Or was the idea you was referring to a Comedy Night?

Pxx

[Andy McGregor]

Originally posted by Rachel
No ... what you need to do is entice us all down to your area with an offer/event that's too irresistible to pass up. (Perhaps a repeat performance of you dancing naked, but this time in your local club? or, err, something ...)
Rachel

That particular dance involved burning paper clenched between my buttocks and 3 very attractive (but fully clothed) female dancers from Manchester called Kate, Jack(ie) and Jo

If I did it indoors it might set off the smoke detectors. And the local papers would have a field day as, among other things, I'm a local Conservative Politician

[Dance Demon]

Originally posted by Andy McGregor
That particular dance involved burning paper clenched between my buttocks and 3 very attractive (but fully clothed) female dancers from Manchester called Kate, Jack(ie) and Jo

If I did it indoors it might set off the smoke detectors. And the local papers would have a field day as, among other things, I'm a local Conservative Politician

Sounds like a very "Conservative politician" type of thing to do......

[Andy McGregor]

Originally posted by Dance Demon
Sounds like a very "Conservative politician" type of thing to do......

When my MP saw my photo album he immediately asked me to stand in the next election