Lycra Outfits

[Pammy]

Originally posted by Sheepman
[B]Did you mean "manly" figures? I suppose "many" might work too.

Nope, think he meant many ...

but maybe it showed off my best feature?

And there was me thinking that was a one off last week.

But don't you think it is unfair that the girls have so much more variety to choose from with their outfits?

Greg, I think you do pretty well on this score!!!

[Andy McGregor]

Originally posted by Sheepman
But don't you think it is unfair that the girls have so much more variety to choose from with their outfits?

Girls have got it all. They've got loads of clothes and shoes to choose from, they can change how old they look with make-up, they don't lose their hair, they can talk about feelings without seeming like a cissy and physically they've got many more interesting features to squeeze into their Lycra.

And what have we got?

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I've been trying to answer that question for a few minutes now. I'm sorry I asked it. Compared to women we've got NOTHING

And they ask me why I occasionally cross dress. They should ask me why I don't do it all the time

[Sheepman]

Originally posted by Andy McGregor
And what have we got?

I did think of something we've got, but you'd probably say it was all bollox.
Do you really think we should be discussing this in public?
Greg

[Gadget]

Originally posted by Andy McGregor
And what have we got?

we've got the women.

[xSalsa_Angelx]

Originally posted by Andy McGregor
I have been dancing with a woman that looks just like xSalsa_Angelx's Avatar - I thought it was her.

No wonder she was confused when I mentioned this forum

was that when I had the yellow face avavtar ot the one i have now??

[Andy McGregor]

Originally posted by xSalsa_Angelx
was that when I had the yellow face avavtar ot the one i have now??

That was when you had the yellow face avatar. I would like it recorded that I have never danced with a naked angel.

And when I danced naked on the grass outside one of the mobile homes at the Pwheli Party Weekender I didn't look remotely like your avatar

[xSalsa_Angelx]

Originally posted by Andy McGregor
That was when you had the yellow face avatar. I would like it recorded that I have never danced with a naked angel.

And when I danced naked on the grass outside one of the mobile homes at the Pwheli Party Weekender I didn't look remotely like your avatar

So who have you danced with who has a yellow face then..??

Perth Party and you will see what its like to dance with a naked angel

[Andy McGregor]

Originally posted by xSalsa_Angelx
So who have you danced with who has a yellow face then..??

I think it was one of fake tan disasters. I will not name names, she might never show her face again

[xSalsa_Angelx]

Originally posted by Andy McGregor
I think it was one of fake tan disasters. I will not name names, she might never show her face again

so where do you dance then..?? did you say it was Aberdeen.?
if its Thursday class then i probably know who youre on about, but if its tuesday then i don't know....

[Andy McGregor]

Originally posted by xSalsa_Angelx
so where do you dance then..?? did you say it was Aberdeen.?
if its Thursday class then i probably know who youre on about, but if its tuesday then i don't know....

It seems like my yellow faced friend has a doppleganger in Scotland.

I dance in Brighton, Fleet, Worthing, Horsham, Crawley, Croydon, Bromley, Guildford, Dorking, Shoreham, Woking, Portsmouth, Eastbourne, Hipsters/Ealing, Bristol, Burgess Hill, Southampton and occasionally other venues so you'd never know who it was

As flights to Edinburgh are so cheap on Easyjet I'm planning to organise a Thursday night trip to go dancing - which might win me the prize for the greatest distance travelled for a dance class

[xSalsa_Angelx]

andy
thought you were talking about my friend maragaret, think she has over done it with the sun bed,

but got a great big shock last week when i found out how old she was

[Pammy]

Originally posted by Andy McGregor
I dance in Brighton, Fleet, Worthing, Horsham, Crawley, Croydon, Bromley, Guildford, Dorking, Shoreham, Woking, Portsmouth, Eastbourne, Hipsters/Ealing, Bristol, Burgess Hill, Southampton and occasionally other venues so you'd never know who it was

When will you next be at Hipsters???

Px

[TheTramp]

Originally posted by Andy McGregor
As flights to Edinburgh are so cheap on Easyjet I'm planning to organise a Thursday night trip to go dancing - which might win me the prize for the greatest distance travelled for a dance class

And are you coming up for the Perth party?? I've told a few of the ladies up here that I invited you, and they're all excited now.

Oh, and Brighton to Edinburgh is only about 500 miles. You'd have to do it 4 times to beat Sydney to Hamilton

Steve

[Andy McGregor]

Originally posted by Pammy
When will you next be at Hipsters???

Px

I can't dance at all next week

I'm yacht racing in Cowes week on the IOW. Maybe I can get the rest of my crew to go to a class on the island - anyone know if there are any?

I expect I'll dance every night the following week and one of those nights will have to be Hipsters

Unless I have another accident. Last year I partially severed my hamstring doing the splits in bondage gear in the beer tent with 13 similarly dressed Virgin Air Hostesses - obviously that is the airline I had to change out of the gear to go to A&E but I couldn't wash off the word 'KISS' that the IOW ladies rugby team had written in marker pen on my right buttock And worst of all, I couldn't dance for a whole month

[Andy McGregor]

Originally posted by TheTramp
And are you coming up for the Perth party?? I've told a few of the ladies up here that I invited you, and they're all excited now.
Steve

Excited ladies, naked Angels. sounds irresistable

[Sheepman]

Originally posted by Andy McGregor
Unless I have another accident.

If you get to hear this story in full, it will have you rolling in the aisles.
Re. IoW. I think there is a Rock'n'Roll club in Newport, but don't know of anything else.

Greg

[Grant]

Originally posted by TheTramp
Oh, and Brighton to Edinburgh is only about 500 miles. You'd have to do it 4 times to beat Sydney to Hamilton
Steve

i dont want to take anything away from your dedication travelling that far for a class
but Sydney to Auckland one way is closer to 2000 km than 2000 miles.

Grant
PS. i've been waiting for Graham to correct you but i think Aleks is distracting him at the moment

[Andy McGregor]

Originally posted by Grant
i dont want to take anything away from your dedication travelling that far for a class
but Sydney to Auckland one way is closer to 2000 km than 2000 miles.

Grant
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And I'll bet The Tramp had other plans in Auckland as well as a dance class

[Aleks]

Originally posted by Grant
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PS. i've been waiting for Graham to correct you but i think Aleks is distracting him at the moment

Hey, I resemble that remark!

[Grant]

Originally posted by Andy McGregor
And I'll bet The Tramp had other plans in Auckland as well as a dance class

so all this constant travelling has an ulterior motive?
do tell

Grant