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    Terrible Advice

    It's always good to learn from other people's mistakes - it's far less traumatic! So, let's hear the terrible advice (try to keep it dance related if you can) you have been given. No names, no pack drill please. Just the advice. I will start the ball rolling with:

    Stamping your foot gives your dancing added style

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    Re: Terrible Advice

    "stop putting your own style into the dance"

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    Re: Terrible Advice

    Quote Originally Posted by StokeBloke View Post
    Stamping your foot gives your dancing added style
    I was told at a fairly early stage:

    "you're really getting the hang of it, now you just need to add a bit of bounce to make it really good"

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    Re: Terrible Advice

    Quote Originally Posted by StokeBloke View Post
    Stamping your foot gives your dancing added style


    Don't you just hate it when the numpty's do that?

    Real cool guy's...us girls find it so sexy when you start stamping your feet.

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    Re: Terrible Advice

    Whatever the man offers you...take it with your right hand.

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    Re: Terrible Advice

    "You're doing too many steps." (when I was starting to try out improvisation)
    "You have no sense of rhythm." from a friend who didn't understand about clapping on the off-beat.

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    Re: Terrible Advice

    "This is where you ..."

    Lead it then

    EDIT: Oh, and "Footwork doesn't matter".

    It does.

    Anyone want the can-opener?

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    Re: Terrible Advice

    1. hold on to my hand properly.!!

    2. spin on one foot, its easier.

    3. i do a skip inbetween each move. I will teach you if you would like.


    I cringe when i think of some of the things i have been told in the early days.

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    Re: Terrible Advice

    Quote Originally Posted by LMC View Post
    "This is where you ..."
    If you cant lead a move properly...dont do it...! I do not want verbal instructions.

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    Re: Terrible Advice

    'Make sure you keep moving by dancing one move after another'.

    Advice given to me when I was pausing on breaks in the music. Musicality BAD!

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    Re: Terrible Advice

    Step back on your right.

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    Re: Terrible Advice

    Don't wave your arm around like that, it makes people look at us.


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    Re: Terrible Advice

    "Stop doing your own thing. You are supposed to be following my lead".

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    Re: Terrible Advice

    'You're supposed to bounce on the beat to keep in time. Why are fighting me?'

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    Re: Terrible Advice

    Get your arm up or I will tear it orf an' it ya' round the 'ead wiv the soggy end!

    Drill Sergent Circa 1975 OK I know its not strictly relevent but it made me very fond of my limbs!!

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    Re: Terrible Advice

    Quote Originally Posted by Mac View Post
    OK I know its not strictly relevent
    If we are getting in to non-dancing terrible advice, how about this one from my sister.

    "You might as well marry him, you already have kids together".

    My divorce came through last month.

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    Re: Terrible Advice

    Quote Originally Posted by Double Trouble View Post
    If we are getting in to non-dancing terrible advice, how about this one from my sister.

    "You might as well marry him, you already have kids together".

    My divorce came through last month.

    good advice, wrong people.

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    Re: Terrible Advice

    Quote Originally Posted by Double Trouble View Post
    If you cant lead a move properly...dont do it...! I do not want verbal instructions.
    What happens if someone isn't picking up a signal though?

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    Re: Terrible Advice

    Quote Originally Posted by TurboTomato View Post
    What happens if someone isn't picking up a signal though?
    change the signal. A shove normally helps

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    Re: Terrible Advice

    Quote Originally Posted by Trouble View Post
    A shove normally helps
    I'm worried we're still going with the 'bad advice' theme here

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