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    Aftermath; The Aftermath

    I have decided to rename the T-Jive 'the aftermath' so that we can have a thread with this title, something I have wanted to see for a long time.

    I'll start it off:

    The cake was great but there was tension in the air since Casandra's shoes did not match her outfit. Jim sat in the corner all afternoon again, this time because he felt 'the music had too much sound.' He pretended to look bored and read a newspaper, but looked silly since all he had to hand was a paper napkin. Sally was upset that Jim was not dancing, so she hovered around the tea urn warning everyone that 'the water has not boiled yet', even though she had quite clearly just burnt her tongue on it. Richard thought licking the tea urn was a stupid way to check the temperature anyway, and said so in a loud voice to anyone that would listen. After a while some Italians came, in the belief that we were holding a pasta and vespa convention. They argued amongst themselves for a while, causing a commotion but also providing a unique insight into what had hitherto been thought of as 'the over theatricality of grand opera.' Luigi had used the motor oil on the taglietti, which everyone knows is just for very special occasions. Richard tried to fit in with the Italians by talking with his hands, but he found that without lungs or a voice box they failed to make the right sounds, and could only produce a weird fart noise when pushing them under his armpits. Suddenly, the fashion changed and Casandra's shoes matched her outfit just fine, and everyone was jolly and lived happily ever after

    Next month there will be an afterpary too. For no other reason than, you guessed it, I wanna see a thread called 'The aftermath afterparty; The aftermath'.

    Try this fun game: think about after and math then say aftermath three times quickly. It feels similar to laughing gas, if you blink really quickly at the same time. Workshops on this coming soon.

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    Re: Aftermath; The Aftermath

    Quote Originally Posted by Amir View Post
    Next month there will be an afterparry too.
    Which is, of course, a riposte. Although any parry that took a month might be considered out of time and the attack would probably be given to the initial attacker. Besides, each bout should be no longer than 9 minutes if it's the first to 15.

    Whilst on the subject of saying a word 3 times. This is, of course, the start of the spell that builds up the power. It's the next word that releases the magic and the next gesture that aims it. Of course it helps if you're on the same "medication" as the original poster...

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    Re: Aftermath; The Aftermath

    Aftermath
    Part of Speech: noun
    Definition: result

    Synonyms: after-effects, blow-off, causatum, chain reaction*, consequences, end, eventuality, flak*, issue, outcome, payoff*, remainder, residual, residuum, results, upshot, waves*

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    Re: Aftermath; The Aftermath

    Can you get this 'aftermath' on E-bay nearly new?

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    Re: Aftermath; The Aftermath

    I'm sorry, but this aftermath is faulty.

    It doesn't contain any hotshots.

    Now it does.

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    Re: Aftermath; The Aftermath

    Wow, a thread about mowing -- maybe we should move it more up market
    Quote Originally Posted by Matsuo Basho
    The summer grasses—
    Of brave soldiers’ dreams
    The aftermath.
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    Re: Aftermath; The Aftermath

    Quote Originally Posted by Amir View Post
    I have decided to rename the T-Jive
    I'm so pleased, I've always hated golf
    Tried to rep you but have ot spread it about. Can we do something abot T shirts next?

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    Re: Aftermath; The Aftermath

    Quote Originally Posted by DianaS View Post
    I'm so pleased, I've always hated golf
    Tried to rep you but have ot spread it about. Can we do something abot T shirts next?
    T shirts.....coffee is better!

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    Re: Aftermath; The Aftermath

    Quote Originally Posted by Swinging bee View Post
    T shirts.....coffee is better!
    Yes with a longue queue next time

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    Re: Aftermath; The Aftermath

    Quote Originally Posted by spindr View Post
    Wow, a thread about mowing -- maybe we should move it more up market


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    Regretable because it has brought my hayfever on

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    Re: Aftermath; The Aftermath

    Quote Originally Posted by Amir View Post
    Casandra's shoes did not match her outfit.
    [QUOTE MY LAWYER]
    There are New People watching.
    New People - BALDERDASH AND HERESAY, THIS NEVER HAPPENED
    [/QUOTE MY LAWYER}

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chicklet View Post
    [QUOTE MY LAWYER]
    There are New People watching.
    New People - BALDERDASH AND HERESAY, THIS NEVER HAPPENED
    [/QUOTE MY LAWYER}
    Thought for the day
    Shoes should never match your outfit, - that would be common. They should be quietly outstanding, but never loud. Take comfort, it's a well known fact, in lesser known circles that Amir is a man with less sense than breeding.
    Take him shopping, his credit card, your predilictions

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    Re: Aftermath; The Aftermath


    Ah but you forget that where I live (1952) the common people are still suffering rationing and often fashion their shoes from turnips.
    Those of us who travel to Paree for accessoires sport matching ensembles.

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    Re: Aftermath; The Aftermath

    Quote Originally Posted by Chicklet View Post

    Ah but you forget that where I live (1952) the common people are still suffering rationing and often fashion their shoes from turnips.
    Those of us who travel to Paree for accessoires sport matching ensembles.
    But dwarling!
    The only thing that should ever match is a ladies underwear, every thing else should look causally thrown together, vaguegly eclectic and never too considered. Amir has had a devestaing effect on you, its surely time to move on. Let me say, one lady to another that if you would consider it a favour I could be persuaded (perhaps) to put Amir on my books, possibly a weekends consultation and my dedicated attention and you would find him much improved.

    Its a tiresome job, but someone has to do it

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