The first rule of Fight Playgroup is - you do not talk about Fight Playgroup . The second rule of Fight Playgroup is - you DO NOT talk about Fight Playgroup . Third rule of Fight Playgroup , someone yells for their Mummy !, goes limp, or spills their carton of Ribena, the fight is over. Fourth rule, only two toddlers to a fight. Fifth rule, one fight at a time, The rest of you can play in the ball pool. Sixth rule, no shirt, no shoes, no huggies. Seventh rule, fights will go on as long as they have to or until your mother comes to pick you up whichever comes first. And the eighth and final rule, if this is your first morning in Fight Playgroup , you have to fight.
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