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    Man gets hitched to Goat!

    Ok, it`s 1.57am on friday morning and i still haven`t packed for Chill yet , anyway whilst browsing the web and i came across this story on the BBC news web site about a Sudanese man who after being caught in a compromising position with his fav pet goat is now apparently being ordered by his elders to marry the luckless Goat.....you couldn`t make this up..........

    BBC NEWS | World | Africa | Sudan man forced to 'marry' goat

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    Re: Man gets hitched to Goat!

    Quote Originally Posted by FoxyFunkster View Post
    Ok, it`s 1.57am on friday morning and i still haven`t packed for Chill yet , anyway whilst browsing the web and i came across this story on the BBC news web site about a Sudanese man who after being caught in a compromising position with his fav pet goat is now apparently being ordered by his elders to marry the luckless Goat.....you couldn`t make this up..........

    BBC NEWS | World | Africa | Sudan man forced to 'marry' goat
    Here`s my fav lines from the report

    "We have given him the goat, and as far as we know they are still together," Mr Alifi said.

    Mr Alifi, of Hai Malakal in Upper Nile State, told the Juba Post newspaper that he heard a loud noise around midnight on 13 February and immediately rushed outside to find Mr Tombe with his goat.
    "When I asked him: 'What are you doing there?', he fell off the back of the goat, so I captured and tied him up."

    am i reading this as the owner tied up the goat or the man..

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    Re: Man gets hitched to Goat!

    If they are married now do you think the goat will have a nice ring ? ?

    And would it be incest to be caught having sex with your nanny?

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    Re: Man gets hitched to Goat!

    Ah beastality..

    I used to be in to beastality, necrophilla and sado-machisam, then I realised I was just flogging a dead horse.



    How did the goat say "I Do"?

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    Re: Man gets hitched to Goat!

    Quote Originally Posted by FoxyFunkster View Post
    Man gets hitched to Goat!
    no.. must resist. Must.. no she'd make some funny remark if she thought of it.. oh well,

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    Man gets hitched to Goat!
    Poor Gav

    *legs it before DT can catch him*


    * I don't mean it my dear.. not really.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Beowulf1970 View Post
    no.. must resist. Must.. no she'd make some funny remark if she thought of it.. oh well,



    Poor Gav

    *legs it before DT can catch him*


    * I don't mean it my dear.. not really.
    Look out. Dead man comming through

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    Re: Man gets hitched to Goat!

    that should teach ya that you should always check holes before you go poking things in it or check nobody looking .!!

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    Re: Man gets hitched to Goat!

    Quote Originally Posted by Beowulf1970 View Post
    no.. must resist. Must.. no she'd make some funny remark if she thought of it.. oh well,
    Poor Gav
    *legs it before DT can catch him*

    * I don't mean it my dear.. not really.
    I've known her to travel further than Scotland to rip a blokes legs off you know?
    Best you keep quiet about the next time you're coming to London.

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    Re: Man gets hitched to Goat!

    Im the words of the wonderfully talented Jade Goody. I will not be made an escape goat...!
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    Re: Man gets hitched to Goat!

    Quote Originally Posted by Double Trouble View Post
    Im the words of the wonderfully talented Jade Goody. I will not be made an escape goat...!

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    Re: Man gets hitched to Goat!

    Quote Originally Posted by Beowulf1970 View Post
    *legs it before DT can catch him*
    Don't worry I'm already on it.

    Remember what I said to you a few days ago Beo. You could be dead tomorrow.



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    Question Re: Man gets hitched to Goat!

    "Mr Alifi, of Hai Malakal in Upper Nile State, told the Juba Post newspaper that he heard a loud noise around midnight on 13 February and immediately rushed outside to find Mr Tombe with his goat.

    "When I asked him: 'What are you doing there?', he fell off the back of the goat, so I captured and tied him up." "

    Question: how did he capture him and tie him up?
    it all seems rather strange, and rather unbelievable...

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    Re: Man gets hitched to Goat!

    Quote Originally Posted by DianaS View Post
    Question: how did he capture him and tie him up?
    With rope?

    Quote Originally Posted by DianaS View Post
    it all seems rather strange, and rather unbelievable...
    That's what the goat said.

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    Re: Man gets hitched to Goat!

    Quote Originally Posted by straycat264 View Post


    That's what the goat said.

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    Re: Man gets hitched to Goat!

    Quote Originally Posted by DianaS View Post
    he fell off the back of the goat
    How big was this goat? conversely, how small was the man??

    Falling off a horse, I can imagine. Falling off a large cow I can picture, but goats tend to be .. well.. on the short side.

    And I cannot see a goat supporting a man's weight. it does sound VERY odd.. that's before you even begin to consider the bizarre bestial sexual practices (which I'd rather not thank you!)

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    Re: Man gets hitched to Goat!

    Quote Originally Posted by Beowulf1970 View Post
    How big was this goat? conversely, how small was the man??

    Falling off a horse, I can imagine. Falling off a large cow I can picture, but goats tend to be .. well.. on the short side.

    And I cannot see a goat supporting a man's weight. it does sound VERY odd.. that's before you even begin to consider the bizarre bestial sexual practices (which I'd rather not thank you!)
    i would think with a goat you could use the same method as a swan dive. Grip the taker or follower by the hips and support well.


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