How about
"If you spray and it goes the wrong way,
Wipe it up, or your gonna pay!!"
As a child I remember a polite little notice in my Nan's bathroom saying:
"If you sprinkle when you tinkle,
Please be sweet and raise the seat."
Finding myself with two teenaged sons and an assortment of their friends, I am now faced with similar issues to those that obviously plagued my Nan...
I wonder if there is a more up-to-date (but still polite!) version of this little saying.
I know if my rufty tufty ice hockey playing teenager was asked to 'be sweet' it most probably wouldn't have the desired effect!!!
How about
"If you spray and it goes the wrong way,
Wipe it up, or your gonna pay!!"
Put a ping pong ball in the toilet along with a sign that says
Shoot the ball
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Snowwhite, I suggest you hire a cleaner.
I don't have one myself, but I think I might be getting one at the end of the month when Gav's pay cheque comes in.
You could try this...
While you're reading what I put,
You might be peeing on you foot!
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