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    Sprinkles and Tinkles...

    As a child I remember a polite little notice in my Nan's bathroom saying:

    "If you sprinkle when you tinkle,
    Please be sweet and raise the seat."

    Finding myself with two teenaged sons and an assortment of their friends, I am now faced with similar issues to those that obviously plagued my Nan...

    I wonder if there is a more up-to-date (but still polite!) version of this little saying.

    I know if my rufty tufty ice hockey playing teenager was asked to 'be sweet' it most probably wouldn't have the desired effect!!!


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    Re: Sprinkles and Tinkles...

    How about
    "If you spray and it goes the wrong way,
    Wipe it up, or your gonna pay!!"

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    Re: Sprinkles and Tinkles...

    Put a ping pong ball in the toilet along with a sign that says

    Shoot the ball
    XXX XXX

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    Re: Sprinkles and Tinkles...

    Quote Originally Posted by dave the scaffolder View Post
    Put a ping pong ball in the toilet along with a sign that says

    Shoot the ball
    XXX XXX
    Thats what i should try then for you is it.?

    Mr cant hit a great big hole in one if your life depended on it Evans.

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    Re: Sprinkles and Tinkles...

    Quote Originally Posted by Trouble View Post
    Thats what i should try then for you is it.?

    Mr cant hit a great big hole in one if your life depended on it Evans.
    Oh please this is tooo easy i am walking away from the keyboard as i typeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.

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    Re: Sprinkles and Tinkles...

    Snowwhite, I suggest you hire a cleaner.

    I don't have one myself, but I think I might be getting one at the end of the month when Gav's pay cheque comes in.

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    Re: Sprinkles and Tinkles...

    Quote Originally Posted by Double Trouble View Post
    Snowwhite, I suggest you hire a cleaner.

    I don't have one myself, but I think I might be getting one at the end of the month when Gav's pay cheque comes in.


    boys are generally a nightmare, i find keeping babywipes by the loo most helpful as men/boys not only manage to pee everywhere in the loo but they also manage to drop hair at every visit. eeeoouuuu bloody men.

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    Re: Sprinkles and Tinkles...

    Quote Originally Posted by Trouble View Post


    boys are generally a nightmare, i find keeping babywipes by the loo most helpful as men/boys not only manage to pee everywhere in the loo but they also manage to drop hair at every visit. eeeoouuuu bloody men.
    Think yourself lucky girly before you moved in i used to p*ss in the sink.

    The kitchen sink. XXXX XXXXX

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    Re: Sprinkles and Tinkles...

    Quote Originally Posted by dave the scaffolder View Post
    Think yourself lucky girly before you moved in i used to p*ss in the sink.

    The kitchen sink. XXXX XXXXX
    Now I know thats a fib..!

    You cant reach the kitchen sink, short arse.

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    Re: Sprinkles and Tinkles...

    You could try this...

    While you're reading what I put,
    You might be peeing on you foot!

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    Re: Sprinkles and Tinkles...

    Quote Originally Posted by Double Trouble View Post
    Now I know thats a fib..!

    You cant reach the kitchen sink, short arse.
    just sent you rep...xx

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    Re: Sprinkles and Tinkles...

    Quote Originally Posted by Double Trouble View Post
    Now I know thats a fib..!

    You cant reach the kitchen sink, short arse.
    Maybe he's a fireman ?

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    Re: Sprinkles and Tinkles...

    Quote Originally Posted by the whale View Post
    Maybe he's a fireman ?
    that would mean long hose right........


    ERRR NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

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    Re: Sprinkles and Tinkles...

    Quote Originally Posted by Trouble View Post
    that would mean long hose right........


    ERRR NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
    Between you and your bloody sister its a miracle of modern science that i am still sane.
    XXX XXX
    Ps Gav got the job.
    Care to fill me in on this one?XXX
    Last edited by dave the scaffolder; 16th-April-2007 at 04:56 PM. Reason: Gavs job

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