It's a fair exchange!!

[Barry Shnikov]

From the psychology book I am reading:

"Evidence of the importance of...provisioning in sexual selection can be seen in male insects giving nuptial gifts such as caught prey, male birds building nests and sex-for-meat exchanges in humans (Fisher 1992)."

So...

if any of you forum laydeez...




...have any some decent steak I'm willing to provide sexual services in exchange.

[Cruella]

I believe it's supposed to be the males doing the giving and the females doing the receiving!

[Barry Shnikov]

...you follow your biological imperatives, and I'll follow mine!

[David Bailey]

Sex for meat?

You're making this up, aren't you?

[Lee Bartholomew]

I've always got girls after my sausage.

[Gav]

I've always got girls after my sausage.

I think you mean chipolata

[TurboTomato]

I think you mean chipolata

Can't rep you sorry

[Trouble]

I think you mean chipolata

you actually made me spit tea..

[Lee Bartholomew]

I think you mean chipolata

You said that was an accident when you 'slipped' through the bathroom door and in to the shower with me at Bliss 06. You just wanted to have a good look didn't you !!!!

Can't rep you sorry

you actually made me spit tea..

I hate you all. It's not a chipolata. I have the photos to prove it. !!!

[Double Trouble]

I hate you all. It's not a chipolata. I have the photos to prove it. !!!

There, there Woodface. Some chipolata's are quite big. Even as big as 4 inches...!

[Lee Bartholomew]

There, there Woodface. Some chipolata's are quite big. Even as big as 4 inches...!

Right, Your going on the list too.

[dave the scaffolder]

Woodface we all know you are hung like a japanese whaler.XXX XXX

[Jamie]

All this speak of Giving and Receiving is making me hungry... Wheres the meat?

[dave the scaffolder]

All this speak of Giving and Receiving is making me hungry... Wheres the meat?

Behave yourself.

[Trouble]

DTS get ya chipolata out... woodface needs a comparison to check against.

[dave the scaffolder]

DTS get ya chipolata out... woodface needs a comparison to check against.

Strike a pose (back of right hand against forehead).

I am not well

I was nervous (check nervous responses with Snow White ). Ie shields up

It was cold

And finally

I AM NOT WELL

[Trouble]

bet u say that to all the girls just before they ask if your in yet.

[Mezzosoprano]

You said that was an accident when you 'slipped' through the bathroom door and in to the shower with me at Bliss 06. You just wanted to have a good look didn't you !!!!






I hate you all. It's not a chipolata. I have the photos to prove it. !!!

Please, please don't publish them........