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    Quote Originally Posted by JiveLad View Post
    I've heard one of these 'Fergies' sucks toes and the other does crystal meths in her spare time...........which is preferable?
    Drugs are a huge no-no for me.. although it has been thoroughly recommended to sprinkle coke over... anyway...

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    Quote Originally Posted by jive-vee View Post
    (I can't help thinking of the friends episode due to this thread - the whole keeping people on the list as they're "local" - that means I can keep Johnny Depp and Nick Knowles as definites )
    Local? That means I have Delia Smith and Alan Partridge to choose from

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    Re: Top 5 celebs - who would you choose?

    Ah ha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (obviously said in an Alan Partridge voice )

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    Quote Originally Posted by jive-vee View Post
    Ah ha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (obviously said in an Alan Partridge voice )
    rep on its way

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    Quote Originally Posted by Double Trouble View Post
    Are you mad...! He's the numpty who wouldn't let his girlfriend make any noise when giving birth. What's that all about?

    Anyone that selfish, doesn't deserve to be on your list.

    Having said that...this is only a shag list, so you could just do him and leave.
    Doubtful. Half the church of scientology would be outside the door in case she got pregnant...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Barry Shnikov View Post
    Doubtful. Half the church of scientology would be outside the door in case she got pregnant...
    Is it too late to change my mind - you are all scaring me now!

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    Quote Originally Posted by the whale View Post
    After much consideration, these would be my chosen few...

    Kylie (& Dannii if available - they count as one as they're sisters )
    Fergie (from The Black Eyed Peas, NOT Sir AF from Man U!!!)
    Halle Berry
    Clare Grogan
    Magdalena Neuner

    But this would only be sex, meaningless(?) sex, with no emotional attachment at all, except for Kylie (and perhaps Dannii) who could become my life parntner(s) if she(they) really wanted to???
    Oh god I was so-o-o in love with Clare Grogan in 1982...saw her recently in a Father Ted re-run in a skin-tight leather outfit

    but Fergie? Definitely a paper sack job, that one. Potato sacks, very unlikely to split at the wrong moment.

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    Re: Top 5 celebs - who would you choose?

    Quote Originally Posted by WittyBird View Post
    Yeah baby, I love a solar panel
    Shaved heads / bald with beautiful eyes and nice butts
    Quote Originally Posted by StokeBloke View Post
    Just finished with the clippers.... I guess two outta three ain't bad
    Already done. You'll have to ask SA about the eyes and butt though, I think they're nice but.....

    Quote Originally Posted by Double Trouble View Post
    Pot..Kettle...! Yours are all baldy freaks...!
    Look out DT, I'm coming to get you!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by TurboTomato View Post
    Already done. You'll have to ask SA about the eyes and butt though, I think they're nice but.....
    They'll do

    and I'm still waiting to see who makes it onto your top 5 (although obviously none of them will have a patch on me!)

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    Quote Originally Posted by TurboTomato View Post
    Look out DT, I'm coming to get you!!
    You don't fall in to the baldy freaks catagory.

    You fall in to the baldy totty catagory. SA is a lucky girl, you saucy little sauce pot.

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    Re: Top 5 celebs - who would you choose?

    Quote Originally Posted by SeriouslyAddicted View Post
    They'll do
    Quote Originally Posted by Double Trouble View Post
    You don't fall in to the baldy freaks catagory.

    You fall in to the baldy totty catagory. SA is a lucky girl, you saucy little sauce pot.
    You two


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    Re: Top 5 celebs - who would you choose?

    Quote Originally Posted by the whale View Post
    After much consideration, these would be my chosen few...

    Kylie (& Dannii if available - they count as one as they're sisters )
    Fergie (from The Black Eyed Peas, NOT Sir AF from Man U!!!)
    Halle Berry
    Clare Grogan
    Magdalena Neuner

    But this would only be sex, meaningless(?) sex, with no emotional attachment at all, except for Kylie (and perhaps Dannii) who could become my life parntner(s) if she(they) really wanted to???

    D
    I think you'll find that Kylie is with me, after finally seeing the light about that French guy she gave me a call and begged to become my life partner. Ohhh where am I, is that the alarm clock.... time for my coffee and cornflakes

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    Quote Originally Posted by StokeBloke View Post
    I think you'll find that Kylie is with me, after finally seeing the light about that French guy she gave me a call and begged to become my life partner. Ohhh where am I, is that the alarm clock.... time for my coffee and cornflakes
    No problem Stokie, apparently I'm on her allowed list

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    Re: Top 5 celebs - who would you choose?

    ok here goes

    got 1160 favs but have got down to the following;

    Sam Neil - fell in love when he played Damien in Omen 3

    Geoff Goldblum - fell in love when he starred in the fly....

    Will Smith - makes me die laughing in all his films and he smiles like Elvis


    Robert De Niro - Cape Fear - body to die for

    Ray Liotta. - those eyes could melt me to a puddle......

    You see, i have perfectly normal tastes unlike my sister.

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    Re: Top 5 celebs - who would you choose?

    ok ill say..

    1)salma hayek
    2)charisma carpenter
    3)antipodean sex-midget kylie
    4)Lucy Liu
    5)Jennifer Connelly (anytime after "Legend")

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    Re: Top 5 celebs - who would you choose?

    Quote Originally Posted by Mezzosoprano View Post
    Is Paul Gross the guy who was Frazier in Due South... if so Damn, I forgot him!!
    The very same!

    Quote Originally Posted by Degodier View Post
    5 Matthew McConaughy- I can't believe he's on no-one else's list
    Ooh yeah, forgot him!

    Also, seeing those pics that Cruella posted, I wanna put Johnny Depp back in and add Matt le Blanc!! And I want Val Kilmer too, but don't wanna get rid of anyone else! Damn - Leonardo di Caprio ... this is impossible!

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    Re: Top 5 celebs - who would you choose?

    This has been soooooo hard

    • Richard Gere (the Officer & A Gentleman moment when he sweeps me off my feet and carrys me out of the factory wearing dress whites)
    • Nick Knowles - yum!
    • Horatio Caine
    • Luca from ER
    • Tommy Lee Jones (If he was a bit younger)


    EDIT - Ohhh, need to add George Eads from CSI Las Vegas . Yummmmmmy!

    5? I'm an accountant which means that I can't add - I'll have as many as I like on my list

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    Re: Top 5 celebs - who would you choose?

    Ok, I've been reliably informed that my name is on the lists of the following people:

    Scarlett Johansson (hands off JiveLad, she's mine )
    Kelly Brook
    Heather Graham
    Christina Aguilera
    Kaddy Lee Preston (had to put that one in SA )


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    Re: Top 5 celebs - who would you choose?

    Quote Originally Posted by TurboTomato View Post
    Kaddy Lee Preston (had to put that one in SA )

    Hardly a celebrity and much too close to home *jealous smiley* I'm watching you *mad stalker smiley*

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    Re: Top 5 celebs - who would you choose?

    Quote Originally Posted by Icey View Post
    This has been soooooo hard
    • Richard Gere (the Officer & A Gentleman moment when he sweeps me off my feet and carrys me out of the factory wearing dress whites)
    Careful what you wish for Icey. I heard he turned out just like his father. Hit the bottle, stopped looking after himself, slobbing round the house in boxers and a stained vest, unshaven and unwashed. When he started knocking her about she left him to follow her dream and make it big in Hollywood, but she just ended up on the game, selling her sorry ass on Rodaro Drive. She did meet a rich business guy and it looked OK for a while. Shopping on his credit card, trips in his white limo, but it all went pear shaped when she caught him with a French bellboy on a business trip to Paris. Seems his 'thing' for hookers didn't leave him when he found her! So she took a settlement to stay quiet and left.

    Her next fella was a complete control freak. Kept the labels on the soup tins facing forwards, bath towels all lined up. He knocked her about too. She ran away from him and settled down on her own eventually in some small hick town. There was a rumour that he tracked her down and she shot him in her own house. There was even speculation that the time of her call to the police was BEFORE she shot him, but that was never proved and doesn't really sound too plausible. Anyway, everything was going fine until she read a piece about herself in USA Today about leaving guys at the alter.

    Poor woman was so shaken by the pilot, the businessman and the control freak that she had real trust issues and just couldn't ever go through with marriage. She wrote USA Today a snotty letter and eventually met Ike. They seemed OK too to start with, but he was a drinker too, and she finally had to leave him. Died in a freak safari park accident in Vancouver. In the reptile house. The sign clearly said don't lean over the barrier. As for him.... I heard that he went to Illinois and finally ended up in Chicago dancing for a living like Mr. Bojangles.

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