Top 5 celebs - who would you choose?

[Double Trouble]

So...if you could shag any 5 famous people, without any come back or without your partner finding out. Who would you choose?

Here is my list (I apologise in advance, my taste is, ahem, different to most)


Billy Crystal
Simon Pegg
Ray Winston
Ben Stiller
Mike Myers

[Gav]

(I apologise in advance, my taste is, ahem, different to most)

No kidding!

Lisa Scott Lee
Emma Bunton
Lucy Liu
Natalie Portman
Bjork

[Lee Bartholomew]

Do Girls Aloud count as one? What if it was all of them at the same time?


Kelly Brooke
Emma Bunton
Zhang Ziyi
Salma Hayek
Bic Runga

[Double Trouble]

Bjork

[Gav]

Bjork

I couldn't let you be the only one with strange tastes!

[ducasi]

I'm sure we've discussed this before on the forum – can't find it though...

[Gav]

I'm sure we've discussed this before on the forum – can't find it though...

If you can't find it, stop beating around the bush and post your top 5!

[Double Trouble]

I'm sure we've discussed this before on the forum – can't find it though...

Never mind all that Ducasi. Who's your top 5?

I bet you like Carol Vorderman

[Lee Bartholomew]

No kidding!


Emma Bunton

Have to share. Spit roast?

[Gav]

Have to share. Spit roast?

Pah! You talk the talk...

Besides, I'm not sure she'd agree to me and her spit roasting you!

[Lee Bartholomew]

Pah! You talk the talk...

Besides, I'm not sure she'd agree to me and her spit roasting you!

Hold on will just call and ask her..............

[jive-vee]

Johnny Depp
Dave Grohl
Orlando Bloom
Brendan Cole (often questioned but there's something damn sexy about him)
Nick Knowles (erm my taste has often been questioned here, my only defence is the big strong diy type able to pick you up sort of bloke - plus he banters)

Other than Johnny Depp this is a bit of a stab in the dark as once I read the topic I immediately struggled to think of a single celebrity male haha. (possibly as my mind is currently on a couple of distinctly non-celeb males )

[Lee Bartholomew]

Soz Gav, she asked for a photo of you and I sent her the one of you and gay Ken. Politley turned you down.

Ill have a word with her when she comes around tonight see if I can change her mind if you want.

[Double Trouble]

Nick Knowles (erm my taste has often been questioned here, my only defence is the big strong diy type able to pick you up sort of bloke - plus he banters)

I can see where you are going with Nick. I wouldn't put him in my top 5, but I would climb over Gav and Woodface to get to him.

[straycat]

The problem would be finding a 'celeb' who could hold a candle to my partner.

Just doesn't seem likely, somehow.

[Lee Bartholomew]

I can see where you are going with Nick. I wouldn't put him in my top 5, but I would climb over Gav and Woodface to get to him.

Why would me and Gav be in bed with Nick Knowles?

[straycat]

Why would me and Gav be in bed with Nick Knowles?

Maybe if you'd managed to drug them both or something?

[Double Trouble]

The problem would be finding a 'celeb' who could hold a candle to my partner.

Just doesn't seem likely, somehow.

Bucket for DT please...!

[JiveLad]

The problem would be finding a 'celeb' who could hold a candle to my partner.

..........you mean in order to keep your partner occupied whilst you're doing the biz?

I guess it's possible

[StokeBloke]

Kylie (obviously)
Shania Twain
Natasha Kaplinski
Dave Grohl
Vanessa Paradis

Betty Boop and Jessica Rabbit obviously don't count <!--EZCODE BOLD END--><!--EZCODE ITALIC END-->