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*calmly checks whether Cruella's puppies are being well looked after*Originally Posted by RSPCA website
*walks past the door to this thread
Peeks in through the door and observes all the tomfoolery going on, the super hair cuts, the stripping and spotty dog attacks and shakes his head.
Puts a sign up outside the thread entrance*
THIS WAY TO THE PLAYROOM
Nice move, minion.
I'm pleased to let know that your hard work has been recognised and that you are now officially appointed "Head of minions'.
*proudly hands over shinny steel badge and new scalpel kit to Stray*
There is some serious fighting going on here Beo, and no room for your playschools and bouncy castle.
Now quickly remove that sign or .... *reaches for funny looking knife*
RSPCA are convinced that my puppies like the tickling, after they experience the De Ville tickles themselves. The apparition of a Ghostly spirit with a big smile on his face was the final bit of convincing they needed. They figured that this was the puppies guardian angel.
That Caro is so silly, fancy appointing the cat as her Head Minion. Hasn't she worked out that cats always obey dogs, even if it is through fear. Stray is now working undercover for the Dalmatian Doris Department.Excellent decoy tactic by my Dalmatian in disguise, Beo must keep those spots covered so his true identity is not revealed.There is some serious fighting going on here Beo, and no room for your playschools and bouncy castle.
Now quickly remove that sign or .... *reaches for funny looking knife*
As Caro concentrates on deflating the bouncy castle the puppies pounce and remove the mask in one swift lick.
Oh my God! It's horrific, Cerise lipstick. Caro runs to Boots to buy some cover stick to hide her embarrassment.
Ghost, after making his silly appearance, all obsessed he was with Cruella's puppies, is now on probation period and under close surveillance by the other minions. An unusual act of bravoure is expected if he is to regain his status as second minion.
Caro reveals that in addition to be an extraordinary able surgeon, she is also runs a genetic research center. Straycat264 is the final version (after Straycat263, which was a tad overworked, started barking) of her genetically modified supercat, who not only has no fear of dogs, but actually controls them through supersonic mwaaoouh.
He is now a double agent working undercover and managed to fool Cruella, who poor girl, could not see beyond the appearances.
Damn I always knew that Be-a-wolf guy could not be trusted.
I should have removed his little brain when I was last dancing with him, could have used a couple of his neurons for various DNA combination calculations in research center.
*Caro unfolds secondary mask which she always carry as a precautionary measure and quickly covers her face again, and checks that none of the minions saw the cerise lipstick*
*Before she finishes deflating the bouncy castle, she made sure that Stray made the puppies drag Cruella inside the castle*
*Cruella is now trapped under heavy, unbouncy castle, and Caro laughs out loud evilishly*
*purrs*
Why did that line make me think of Booga from Tank Girl?
"I was a dog but because I was really good, they moved me up to human being status Erm... sort of"
"The army wanted to build the ultimate soldier,
so they messed with <s>kangaroo</s> Wulf NDA and..."
"You mean DNA?"
"Yeah And they created us."
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