"101 Tips for Ceroc Evil Overlords"

**David Bailey** · 16th-March-2007, 01:06 PM

Inspired by, well, me being bored...

Here's the first five (adapted from The List)

My Legion Of Doom (otherwise known as Taxi Dancers) will have comfortable and stylish uniforms, which will lure other dancers to want to join them.
My venues will have water-detecting entrances which will disintegrate anyone trying to Bring Their Own.
My competitiors will be killed, not kept anonymously imprisoned in a forgotten cell of my dungeon, or even left to run LeRoc classes in Bristol.
The Ceroc Book Of Moves, as my most valuable possession, will not be kept on the Mountain of Despair beyond the River of Fire guarded by the Dragons of Eternity. It will be in my safe-deposit box.
I will not gloat over my enemies' footwork before killing them.

Actually, has this one been done already?

Anyway, feel free to add items

**under par** · 16th-March-2007, 09:22 PM

seems a really popular thread DJ!

**foxylady** · 17th-March-2007, 03:35 AM

Originally Posted by under par

seems a really popular thread DJ!

Yes DJ, you really should "get a life" ......

**David Bailey** · 17th-March-2007, 02:02 PM

Originally Posted by under par

seems a really popular thread DJ!

Hey, you win some, you lose some.

Originally Posted by foxylady

Yes DJ, you really should "get a life" ......

Next on my list.

**FirstMove** · 17th-March-2007, 11:26 PM

6. Create an internet forum where my enemies believe they can speak freely. After ascention, pack them into the Kent Klub and make them do aerials.

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