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    Just a little tip for you men! read it well

    WORDS WOMEN USE

    1.) FINE: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are
    right
    and you need to shut up.

    2.) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five
    Minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes
    to watch the game before helping around the house.

    3.) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and
    you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in
    fine.

    4.) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

    5.) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often
    misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and
    wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about
    nothing.

    (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)

    6.) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can
    make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before
    deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

    7.) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint.
    Just say you're welcome.

    8.) Whatever: Is a women's way of saying F@!K YOU!

    9.) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning
    this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is
    now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking "what's wrong",
    for the woman's response refer to # 3.

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    Re: Just a little tip for you men! read it well

    Lol, I was married for long enough to recognise all of those.
    Doesn't mean I didn't enjoy deliberately pretending I didn't understand though.

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    Re: Just a little tip for you men! read it well

    Quote Originally Posted by Gav View Post
    Lol, I was married for long enough to recognise all of those.
    Doesn't mean I didn't enjoy deliberately pretending I didn't understand though.
    < sigh >

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    Re: Just a little tip for you men! read it well

    And i've dated enough girls to know it too.

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    Re: Just a little tip for you men! read it well

    Quote Originally Posted by woodface View Post
    And i've dated enough girls to know it too.
    how many?

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    Re: Just a little tip for you men! read it well

    Quote Originally Posted by Trouble View Post
    < sigh >
    Whatever

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    Re: Just a little tip for you men! read it well

    funny ha ha - when a man says whatever, that does not mean the same as a woman saying it. A man saying it means, he is not sure what your talking about but thats fine.

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    Re: Just a little tip for you men! read it well

    Quote Originally Posted by Trouble View Post
    funny ha ha - when a man says whatever, that does not mean the same as a woman saying it. A man saying it means, he is not sure what your talking about but thats fine.
    Whatever.

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    Re: Just a little tip for you men! read it well

    Quote Originally Posted by Trouble View Post
    funny ha ha - when a man says whatever, that does not mean the same as a woman saying it. A man saying it means, he is not sure what your talking about but thats fine.
    Is that the woman version of 'fine' or the proper one though?

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    Re: Just a little tip for you men! read it well

    Quote Originally Posted by Jhutch View Post
    Is that the woman version of 'fine' or the proper one though?
    I see you think there's something improper about women's vocabulary...




    (snigger)

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    Re: Just a little tip for you men! read it well

    Quote Originally Posted by Trouble View Post
    how many?
    100's if not 1,000's

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    Re: Just a little tip for you men! read it well

    Quote Originally Posted by Trouble View Post
    WORDS WOMEN USE
    Can I add one?

    10. "How do I look?" This is actually a trick question. She knows full well that a guy cannot answer satisfactorily to this question. a) If he says "Wonderful" she thinks "Something's up - he's sleeping with someone else and feels guilty" then proceed to the result of point d). b) If he says "Fine"... well, we have all seen how deceptive this word can be. c) If he is hesitant, she knows instantly that he doesn't like the outfit or thinks it unflattering, she proceeds with "You don't like it, do you?" and eventually ends in the same way as d) If he says "Terrible" then he has handed her carte blanche to scratch out both of his eyes, knee him in the unmentionables and run off with his credit card.
    Last edited by Wouldbe; 18th-March-2007 at 03:34 PM. Reason: Missed out a bit!

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    Re: Just a little tip for you men! read it well

    Quote Originally Posted by Wouldbe View Post
    Can I add one?

    10. "How do I look?" This is actually a trick question. She knows full well that a guy cannot answer satisfactorily to this question. a) If he says "Wonderful" she thinks "Something's up - he's sleeping with someone else and feels guilty" then proceed to the result of point d). b) If he says "Fine"... well, we have all seen how deceptive this word can be. c) If he is hesitant, she knows instantly that he doesn't like the outfit or thinks it unflattering, she proceeds with "You don't like it, do you?" and eventually ends in the same way as d) If he says "Terrible" then he has handed her carte blanche to scratch out both of his eyes, knee him in the unmentionables and run off with his credit card.
    oh you exaggerate. A woman would never knee a man in the unmentionables, that would be biting her nose off dispite her face

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    Re: Just a little tip for you men! read it well

    Well, I shall certainly be entertained by the mental image of a woman biting off her own nose for quite some time to come...

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    Re: Just a little tip for you men! read it well

    im sure we could come up with some much better ways to entertain you

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    Re: Just a little tip for you men! read it well

    Quote Originally Posted by Trouble View Post
    im sure we could come up with some much better ways to entertain you
    I hope you are involving me in that 'we'.

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    Re: Just a little tip for you men! read it well

    Quote Originally Posted by Trouble View Post
    oh you exaggerate. A woman would never knee a man in the unmentionables, that would be biting her nose off dispite her face
    Would you still wanna do it with a guy with unmentionables intact, but whose eyes had been scratched out?! Oh well, perhaps there's hope for me yet!

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    Re: Just a little tip for you men! read it well

    Quote Originally Posted by Trouble View Post
    im sure we could come up with some much better ways to entertain you
    Quote Originally Posted by Double Trouble View Post
    I hope you are involving me in that 'we'.
    Does it involve cheese wire and stinging nettles?

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    Re: Just a little tip for you men! read it well

    Quote Originally Posted by Trouble View Post
    im sure we could come up with some much better ways to entertain you
    I need to pay more attention.

    I could have been thinking about this all last night...

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