Originally Posted by
Wouldbe
Can I add one?
10. "How do I look?" This is actually a trick question. She knows full well that a guy cannot answer satisfactorily to this question. a) If he says "Wonderful" she thinks "Something's up - he's sleeping with someone else and feels guilty" then proceed to the result of point d). b) If he says "Fine"... well, we have all seen how deceptive this word can be. c) If he is hesitant, she knows instantly that he doesn't like the outfit or thinks it unflattering, she proceeds with "You don't like it, do you?" and eventually ends in the same way as d) If he says "Terrible" then he has handed her carte blanche to scratch out both of his eyes, knee him in the unmentionables and run off with his credit card.
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