Why dogs are better than men

[Little Monkey]

After reading the thread 'Why do single women have cats' (no, I don't, and I don't want one either}, I thought I'd post this......

WHY DOGS ARE BETTER THAN MEN.......

1) Dogs don't feel threatened by your intelligence.

2) Dogs are already in touch with their inner puppies.

3) Dogs are very direct about wanting to go out.

4) Dogs think you are a culinary genius.

5) You can house train a dog.

6) Dogs feel guilty when they've done something wrong.

7) Middle-aged dogs don't feel the need to abandon you for a younger owner.

8) Dogs mean it when they kiss you.

9) Dogs don't care whether or not you shave your legs.

10) Dogs obsess about you as much as you obsess about them.

11) Dogs are not afraid of showing affection in public.

12) Dogs admit when they feel jealous.

13) Dogs are always happy to see you.

14) A dog will encourage you to lose weight by taking more exercise. A man will just remark on how big your bum looks.

15) A dog will always be faithful.

The list could go on and on.... But I thought I'd stop there! I'm sure others will come up with more reasons.

[Husky_Cat]

I Totally agree with this!!!!

They dont talk back, they will do anything you ask them to do. I want a dog!!!!

Shzx

[DianaS]

After reading the thread 'Why do single women have cats' (no, I don't, and I don't want one either}, I thought I'd post this......

8) Dogs mean it when they kiss you.

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Urrgh I couldn;t kiss a dog or let them kiss me
They apart from the above they also sniff each others bums and poo and lick their own arses. Perhaps this is an ackomplishment but personally dogs give me the creeps
and BTW
Are dogs any good for a sh@g?

[Little Monkey]

Urrgh I couldn;t kiss a dog or let them kiss me
They apart from the above they also sniff each others bums and poo and lick their own arses. Perhaps this is an ackomplishment but personally dogs give me the creeps
and BTW
Are dogs any good for a sh@g?

Actually, I don't like being kissed by dogs, either, although I adore my dog. Yuc! I should have taken that one out.

Are dogs any good for a sh@g? I don't want to find out! But I'd rather own a lovely, faithful, cuddly dog than have a cheating scumbag of a man, no matter how good he is in bed!

Lucky, really, that I've got both a lovely dog and a lovely man!

[StokeBloke]

Urrgh I couldn;t kiss a dog or let them kiss me
They apart from the above they also sniff each others bums and poo and lick their own arses. Perhaps this is an ackomplishment but personally dogs give me the creeps
and BTW
Are dogs any good for a sh@g?

I think you have seen one too many specialist interest websites DianaS

[Feelingpink]

You can buy a copy of "Your Dog" without having to reach the top shelf or getting funny looks.

[Double Trouble]

You can buy a copy of "Your Dog" without having to reach the top shelf or getting funny looks.

mmm. I bought a copy of 'Your Horse' magazine the other week.

I couldn't believe it when I got home and found there were no sore throat remedies in it whatsoever.

[Little Monkey]

mmm. I bought a copy of 'Your Horse' magazine the other week.

I couldn't believe it when I got home and found there were no sore throat remedies in it whatsoever.

Aaaah, easy mistake to make...... Bet Fletch does this all the time

[Barry Shnikov]

Urrgh I couldn;t kiss a dog or let them kiss me
They apart from the above they also sniff each others bums and poo and lick their own arses. Perhaps this is an ackomplishment but personally dogs give me the creeps
and BTW
Are dogs any good for a sh@g?

Obviously you haven't read The perfumed garden...

[DianaS]

Obviously you haven't read The perfumed garden...

No.. but they are disgusting creatures! Make me want to throw. Can't stand their sniffing around me either.


Urrgghhh
Give me the creeps
Gold fish are the perfect pet. Or rabbits
Rabbits are lovely.
no nasty habbits at all and you can even litter train them and have them as house bunnies!

[Barry Shnikov]

Can't stand their sniffing around me either.

...well it's your own fault! Who mentioned sh@gging first?

[Trousers]

I thought this was obvious.

Dogs can lick their own balls and don't ask you to do it!

I know you were all thinking that but were too polite to say

[Allez-Cat]

Why is it, all of a sudden. that I feel marginalised?

[StokeBloke]

If dogs really are better than men, how do you explain this?

[straycat]

WHY DOGS ARE BETTER THAN MEN.......

So - what you're saying is ... you prefer the man's best friend to the man? Now that's just a living cliché, is that

[David Bailey]

Why Men Are Just Happier People

• Your last name stays put.
• The garage is all yours.
• Wedding plans take care of themselves.
• Chocolate is just another snack.
• You can never be pregnant.
• You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
• You can wear NO shirt to a water park.
• Car mechanics tell you the truth.
• The world is your urinal.
• You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
• Same work, more pay.
• Wrinkles add character.
• People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them
• The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.
• New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
• One mood all the time.
• Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
• You know stuff about tanks.
• A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
• You can open all your own jars.
• You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
• If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend
• Your underwear is £4.95 for a three-pack
• Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
• You almost never have strap problems in public.
• You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
• Everything on your face stays its original color.
• The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
• You only have to shave your face and neck.
• You can play with toys all your life.
• Your belly usually hides your big hips.
• One wallet and one pair of shoes -- one color for all seasons.
• You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.
• You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife.
• You have freedom of choice concerning growing a moustache..
• You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.

[Mezzosoprano]

Why Men Are Just Happier People

• Your last name stays put.
• The garage is all yours.
• Wedding plans take care of themselves.
• Chocolate is just another snack.
• You can never be pregnant.
• You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
• You can wear NO shirt to a water park.
• Car mechanics tell you the truth.
• The world is your urinal.
• You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
• Same work, more pay.
• Wrinkles add character.
• People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them
• The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.
• New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
• One mood all the time.
• Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
• You know stuff about tanks.
• A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
• You can open all your own jars.
• You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
• If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend
• Your underwear is £4.95 for a three-pack
• Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
• You almost never have strap problems in public.
• You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
• Everything on your face stays its original color.
• The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
• You only have to shave your face and neck.
• You can play with toys all your life.
• Your belly usually hides your big hips.
• One wallet and one pair of shoes -- one color for all seasons.
• You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.
• You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife.
• You have freedom of choice concerning growing a moustache..
• You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.

Okay but you miss out on the huge pleasure that comes from dancing in a swirly skirt and sparkly shoes.... so there!!!

[StokeBloke]

Okay but you miss out on the huge pleasure that comes from dancing in a swirly skirt and sparkly shoes.... so there!!!

Where's Martin Harper when you need him?!?!?!

[Twirlie Bird]

Okay but you miss out on the huge pleasure that comes from dancing in a swirly skirt and sparkly shoes.... so there!!!

You also miss out on the thrill of shopping, not to mention multiple orgasms

[David Bailey]

You also miss out on the thrill of shopping, not to mention multiple orgasms

Hmmm, is there a linkage there?