Hanging up the ole size nines..

[Gav]

I'm not sure I like this new, nice, Double Trouble? Can't we have the old one back, she told it like it was rather than the pack of lies above

It's all Franck's fault

[TurboTomato]

We should have a poll, but we'd have a lot of very dissapointed people

Maybe we should have a pole instead then Andy?

[David Bailey]

It's all Franck's fault

What, he's created Stepford Cerocers?

[Gav]

What, he's created Stepford Cerocers?

I normally struggle with your wibblings to some degree, but now I really don't have a clue what you're on about.

[Dreadful Scathe]

I normally struggle with your wibblings to some degree, but now I really don't have a clue what you're on about.

look it up , its what wikipedia is for

[Gav]

look it up , its what wikipedia is for

Nah, that's what the forum is for. If I wait long enough, DJ, MH or one of the "others" will quote it for me. besides, you're assuming I care what it means.

[Dreadful Scathe]

Nah, that's what the forum is for. If I wait long enough, DJ, MH or one of the "others" will quote it for me. besides, you're assuming I care what it means.

nah not really, i have to give you rep* for pointing out DJ is wibbling though

* well i would but it wont let me

[MartinHarper]

If I wait long enough, DJ, MH or one of the "others" will quote it for me.

Yeah, I do like to provide helpful links.

[Gav]

nah not really, i have to give you rep* for pointing out DJ is wibbling though

* well i would but it wont let me

mmm, spooky, the forum won't let you rep me for having a laugh at a mod's expense.
Conspiracy theory anyone?

[the whale]

mmm, spooky, the forum won't let you rep me for having a laugh at a mod's expense.
Conspiracy theory anyone?

Yes... we like them

D

[Lee Bartholomew]

Oh god, he's not a fireman is he?

D

Of course not. How many firemen do you know made of wood?


Andy may score an 8 or 9, but i've never been photographed wearing womens clothing !!!!! *



* but then again, I am discreet

[David Bailey]

I normally struggle with your wibblings to some degree, but now I really don't have a clue what you're on about.

In the Stepford Wives, women came to the town with independence, spirit, individuality and passion.

Once they'd met the Big Baddie, they got replaced with compliant, well-behaved housewives.

See where I'm going with this one...?

[Gav]

look it up , its what wikipedia is for

That didn't take too long.

In the Stepford Wives, women came to the town with independence, spirit, individuality and passion.

Once they'd met the Big Baddie, they got replaced with compliant, well-behaved housewives.

See where I'm going with this one...?

Wasn't really worth waiting for though
and I can confirm that it definitely is NOT the case. I'll be buried under the patio if anyone needs me...

[Twirly]

In the Stepford Wives, women came to the town with independence, spirit, individuality and passion.

Once they'd met the Big Baddie, they got replaced with compliant, well-behaved housewives.

See where I'm going with this one...?

And if I remember rightly in the original version of the film they wore the most horrendous 1970's Laura Ashley style flowery frocks with big puffy sleeves and lots of ruffles, and decorated their houses in chintz... *shudder* (am I showing my age here )

[Beowulf]

And if I remember rightly in the original version of the film they wore the most horrendous 1970's Laura Ashley style flowery frocks with big puffy sleeves and lots of ruffles, and decorated their houses in chintz... *shudder* (am I showing my age here )

oh... hmm, so you don't want this 1970's Laura Ashley style flowery frock with big puffy sleeves I've bought you then?

You know.. as a male.. and a geeky programmer male at that.. the first thing I'd do when I received delivery of my new Stepford wife would be to re-write the operating system software and install a "Nice / Naughty" switch

[Double Trouble]

In the Stepford Wives, women came to the town with independence, spirit, individuality and passion.

Once they'd met the Big Baddie, they got replaced with compliant, well-behaved housewives.

See where I'm going with this one...?

Please tell me you don't see me as compliant and well behaved.

See what you have done Franxzq...! I can feel the old DT speeding to the surface. Run....Save yourselves....!

[Twirly]

oh... hmm, so you don't want this 1970's Laura Ashley style flowery frock with big puffy sleeves I've bought you then?

You know.. as a male.. and a geeky programmer male at that.. the first thing I'd do when I received delivery of my new Stepford wife would be to re-write the operating system software and install a "Nice / Naughty" switch

OK - I take it back, I don't miss you on the forum after all!!! Go lock yourself out again...

*BMI, what's your policy on tickets that are no longer needed... why do I want to get rid of it you ask? Because I've just discovered that someone has appallingly bad taste in women's clothes!*

[Barry Shnikov]

And if I remember rightly in the original version of the film they wore the most horrendous 1970's Laura Ashley style flowery frocks with big puffy sleeves and lots of ruffles, and decorated their houses in chintz... *shudder* (am I showing my age here )

William Goldman has a lot of fun about that in his book, Adventures in the screen trade. Seems the film was directed by Brian - Brian urm - oh well anyway, he was married to - oh god, what's her name, daughter was on Saturday mornings with whatsisname and Gordon the Gopher, did the Fairy Liquid adverts - anyway, she was the second female lead in the film, after Katherine Ross.

Bryan Forbes (daughter Emma) and Nanette Newman. Couldn't bring it to mind, had to look it up.

Anyway, Goldman wrote the screenplay and said everyone went ape***** when Forbes said he was going to cast his wife as one of the robot wives. They pointed out that the Stepford husbands were creating perfect wives - sluts in the bedroom, chefs in the kitchen, bodies to kill for. Nanette - in complete contrast - just looks like a sweet surburban woman.

Hence they all dress in New England/Amish clothes instead of the hot outfits that one would expect such unreconstructed MCPs to want to see their wives in.

[straycat]

In the Stepford Wives, women came to the town with independence, spirit, individuality and passion.

Once they'd met the Big Baddie, they got replaced with compliant, well-behaved housewives.

See where I'm going with this one...?

Well - I see where you're going - I'm just not sure where the first line fits in

[Double Trouble]

Well - I see where you're going - I'm just not sure where the first line fits in

Charming