Chiropodists - Do You Love Em

[Trouble]

Well i have been grounded since Wednesday as have a massive verucca problem on my right foot that has demanded attention and got it as its actually become painful to move. so i get a nice lady with her bag to come to my home and she sticks acid on the offending place on my foot, whilst wearing no gloves, putting her hands to her face while she is treating me and generally making me feel sick.

Do feet leave you feeling as ill as i do. I have a phobia of feet as in...I CANT STAND THEM What do you guys think of feet. Could you suck toes, rubs lotion in them, paint them, cut the toes nails of another person... ME NO, DEFINATELY NOT, I WOULD RATHER CUT MY RIGHT ARM OFF. EEEOOUK

[Barry Shnikov]

Could you suck toes, rubs lotion in them, paint them, cut the toes nails of another person... ME NO, DEFINATELY NOT, I WOULD RATHER CUT MY RIGHT ARM OFF. EEEOOUK

Didn't you already cut your arm off in another thread? So this will have to be the left arm.

How are you going to type now?

[jive_me]

I HATE feet. I really don't know why but I just don't like them. I also dislike Chiropodists, had a major verruca problem as a kid so had them frozen off leaving me with damaged nerve endings on the bottom of my feet. But feet....ugh....*shiver*

xXx

[rubyred]

I like my little feet. They get poorly from time to time, what with veruca's and build ups of hard skin, people standing on them . ...BUT they serve me well. I bring them to the foot doctor who performs the odd operation on them. They like it when I apply oodles of cream and give them a massage and when I paint my toe nails to make them look pretty.
In return they help to glide me across the dance floor magnificently, they accompany me throught miles and miles of shopping streets,[ they know the Trafford Centre better than me! ], they persevere so much when I drag them across the Lancashire hills, Yorkshire Dales and the coastal paths which I like to peruse, they help to keep me upright when I have a little raspberry vodka from time to time.
Of course they do like to complain but I give them a little TLC and a pamper to make them happy little feet again.

My little feet rule ok and lead me through the paths of my life that bring me so much pleasure.

[icebraker]

Well i have been grounded since Wednesday as have a massive verucca problem on my right foot that has demanded attention and got it as its actually become painful to move. so i get a nice lady with her bag to come to my home and she sticks acid on the offending place on my foot, whilst wearing no gloves, putting her hands to her face while she is treating me and generally making me feel sick.

Do feet leave you feeling as ill as i do. I have a phobia of feet as in...I CANT STAND THEM What do you guys think of feet. Could you suck toes, rubs lotion in them, paint them, cut the toes nails of another person... ME NO, DEFINATELY NOT, I WOULD RATHER CUT MY RIGHT ARM OFF. EEEOOUK

so that cocked your weekend up then!! no camber for you ?