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    Moderator Wars

    picture it...

    dodgy rock music.
    fancy lights.
    Craig Charles in full length, black leather coat.
    One cage
    Matilda, a couple of others...

    and then.... MODERATOR WARS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    what would they look like?
    deadly weapons??
    power cells???
    ultimate winner???!???

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    Re: Moderator Wars

    and would there be alliances, treachery and confidences obtained through immoral paths...

    oh I'm gonna like this thread

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    Re: Moderator Wars

    Do I get to wear a Black PVC jumpsuit and knee high boots?

    Come on, who's on 'my' team?
    MODERATOR AT YOUR SERVICE
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    Re: Moderator Wars

    Quote Originally Posted by Lory View Post
    Do I get to wear a Black PVC jumpsuit and knee high boots?

    Come on, who's on 'my' team?
    Me as long as i don't have to wear a PVC jumpsuit.

    Gent

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    Re: Moderator Wars

    Quote Originally Posted by Lory View Post
    Do I get to wear a Black PVC jumpsuit and knee high boots?
    indeed.

    Quote Originally Posted by Lory View Post
    Come on, who's on 'my' team?
    Christ, who wouldn't be?

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    Re: Moderator Wars

    Is it going to be about wit, guile and cunning?
    Or is it a full out physical battle?
    Either way, the guys don't stand a chance. Not that I'm saying the lady moderators are scary or anything

    Greg

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lory View Post
    Do I get to wear a Black PVC jumpsuit and knee high boots?

    Come on, who's on 'my' team?
    :swoon:


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    Re: Moderator Wars

    I've got some banners and placards already

    GO LORY GO

    IF IT FEELS LIKE A LORY, IT PROBABLY WAS. STAY DOWN.

    PVC CLAD AND FULL OF FRUITY GOODNESS.

    THESE BOOTS WERE MADE FOR PUMMELING.

    LORY PUT THE LADY IN LALDY.




    er....back to work

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    Re: Moderator Wars

    Quote Originally Posted by DavidJames View Post
    Christ, who wouldn't be?
    Well if it's going to be a team event, I want to be in Sheena and Franck's team!

    Scotland vs. England? I wonder who would win...
    Let your mind go and your body will follow. – Steve Martin, LA Story

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    Re: Moderator Wars

    Oh cool, do I get to wear my Mrs Incredible outfit again? (I love those boots )
    "If you rebel against high heels, take care to do so in a very smart hat.'' George Bernard Shaw

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    Re: Moderator Wars

    Would it all start at down on a foggy day, as DJ attempted a coup to take over the forum... ?

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    Re: Moderator Wars

    Quote Originally Posted by Dreadful Scathe View Post
    IF IT FEELS LIKE A LORY, IT PROBABLY WAS. STAY DOWN.


    Mods are:
    Franck, Tiggerbabe, Lory, Ducasi and DJ.
    Anyone else??

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    Re: Moderator Wars

    Quote Originally Posted by CJ View Post
    Mods are:
    Franck, Tiggerbabe, Lory, Ducasi and DJ.
    Anyone else??
    Emma and Kev. We call them The Silent Ones.

    Quote Originally Posted by Caro View Post
    Would it all start at down on a foggy day, as DJ attempted a coup to take over the forum... ?
    Whaddya mean, "attempts"?

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    Re: Moderator Wars

    Quote Originally Posted by DavidJames View Post
    Emma and Kev. We call them The Silent Ones.
    So...
    7 moderators
    7 teams
    7 robots
    7 uniforms

    silent, deadly??
    flashy but not very tecnically sound?
    a spring in it's tail? or a sting in it's tail??
    technically superior, covered in TM orange??

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    Re: Moderator Wars

    Quote Originally Posted by CJ View Post
    a spring in it's tail?
    Ooh, sounds like time for my super-charged orange and black striped pogo stick I'm sure someone could add some super-duper weapons to it
    "If you rebel against high heels, take care to do so in a very smart hat.'' George Bernard Shaw

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    Re: Moderator Wars

    Quote Originally Posted by Tiggerbabe View Post
    Ooh, sounds like time for my super-charged orange and black striped pogo stick I'm sure someone could add some super-duper weapons to it
    is that any way to refer to Franck?!????

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    Re: Moderator Wars

    Quote Originally Posted by Lory View Post
    Come on, who's on 'my' team?
    Quote Originally Posted by Gentabout View Post
    Me as long as i don't have to wear a PVC jumpsuit.
    Me! ... But I want to wear a PVC jumpsuit, and matching boots too :devil

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    Re: Moderator Wars

    Quote Originally Posted by Sparkles View Post
    Me! ... But I want to wear a PVC jumpsuit, and matching boots too :devil
    well now thats a coincidence, I want you to wear that too

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    Re: Moderator Wars

    It happened, apparently, suddenly. On an abnormally foggy dusk, as DJ wasn't able to attend his AT class, he put his well prepared, long rehearsed plans in action.
    The CSF was renamed David James' Grey Tango Forum in a second. Orange disappeared from the palette and Grey laid his shades all over the forum. The Social Event section was closed in an instant. Any Social Gathering is under heavy surveillance of the Grey Milice. Weekenders are threatened. The use of smileys is monitored ().

    How did that happen?
    DJ had long recruited the called 'The Silent Ones' to work for him, and forced them into undercover work. They have agreed to remain silent for ever as they sold their soul to the GrGrGr... the Great Grey Grumpy. They had been gathering forum codes and passwords for months, and writing the new Grey codes ever since.

    Against them, Franck et Les Filles in their black and orange PVC jumpsuits.

    Ducasi sworn allegiance to DJ, but latest intelligence has it, that he, in fact, is a travestite and might be one of Franck's moles.

    Nobody knows yet who the Ten will support.

    Other Influent Members are taking sides.

    Lynn was bribed by DJ with Grey sparkly tango shoes and joined the Grey Milice.
    CeeCee said she would only accept to follow the GrGrGr if she is still allowed to post in red font. DJ is studying the request.
    Witty and Cruella couldn't resist the French charm and joined l'Armée des Filles, headed by TB and Lory.
    BS and DS don't acknowledge the war exists. They are known as the Forum Coup Agnostics.
    Trampy couldn't resist all the oestrogens and is now avec les filles.
    Beo and Stray are waiting for the dialogues to start to analyse and record the WWQ - the Worthy War Quotes.
    Gadget is lost in some e-version of the forum. Nobody knows when he'll resurface and which side he'll fight for with his unique home made imaginary weapons. Freya's been sent looking for him.
    NZM and Caro have started la WCS Résistance. Some believe they support Franck only to be in a position to make their own coup when the times comes. NZM, undercover of visa and work issues, returned to NZ where he is in fact secretly recruiting a WCS army, leaving Caro alone - some say she's been drinking heavily ever since.
    Sparkles is innocent. Or was. Now she's wearing the Franck et les Filles jumpsuit and Tessalicious' kinky boots.
    SilverFox refused the war.
    CJ and Sheepman have been hypnotised and are continuously playing Tango Rythmico during the e-battles.
    Chef is studying the theory behind the plot before the decides which side to choose.

    The plot is so thick people can barely see their keyboards.

    The Grey Age has only just begun.


    *distant mwhahaha sounds from GrGrGr*
    Last edited by Lory; 27th-February-2007 at 06:44 PM. Reason: as requested by Caro

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    Re: Moderator Wars

    Quote Originally Posted by Caro View Post
    BS and DS don't believe the war exist. They are known as the Forum Coup Agnostics.
    Agnosticism is about knowledge, not belief

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