The Southport June 2007 Poll & Thread!!!

[Dance Demon]

Blimey, I should've just deleted the flippin' post...

Blimey..if only that was a reciprocal thing

[BeccaB]

so can any one tell me what the theam is

John & Wes you can cut and paste my question and respond to it when your ready



yawn, yadda! yadda! yadda!

Fletch I'd like to be able to tell you that the theme will be announced the week beginning the 18th but i'm scared that i'll be accused of advertising!!!!

[David Bailey]

Fletch I'd like to be able to tell you that the theme will be announced the week beginning the 18th but i'm scared that i'll be accused of advertising!!!!

Ah, you're all a bunch of wussy wuss wusses.

And I've no idea why you want to drag the thread off-topic, it's almost like you want to sabotage it or something. Surely you can't all be working for Ceroc?

So, how many days is it to go now, Under Par?

Who's planning to hit the beach?

How many soft-porn dances are going to be organised?

These are all vital questions

[Dance Demon]

I think the theme might be............David James..........so we can all look out our Jack Boots and little moustaches........

[David Bailey]

I think the theme might be............David James..........so we can all look out our Jack Boots and little moustaches........

Godwin's Law! I win

[Lynn]

Who's planning to hit the beach?

There's a beach??!

[Little Monkey]

Aaaaah, these last few posts have been very entertaining indeed!

Some people just seem so bl**dy uptight...... Lighten up, folks! And if you really think that the forum is so bad these days (with the nasty Ceroc Scotland Secret Service and Evil Moderators), well, doh, just don't use it!

I'm not even gonna comment on the actual argument.....

But.....

Let's get this thread back on topic!

So: Will Mr and Mrs UP win the costume comp again (I've heard the theme will be announced next week.... )

Will I get a chalet right across from the Blues Room again?

Should there be aother 'Little Monkey's Cafe' in June?

Will anyone visit my chalet if I do bake cakes?

Does the pope wear a funny hat?

Will there still be free breakfasts for the hardcore dancers who stay up until 9am? (not me, I'm afraid!!)

Right. Going to bed now.

[Sheepman]

Does the pope wear a funny hat?

Yes.
But what I want to know is does he wear a funny hat when he's on the loo?

[David Bailey]

So: Will Mr and Mrs UP win the costume comp again (I've heard the theme will be announced next week.... )

I think they should be handicapped, personally - weights or something similar, maybe blinkers. I'm still working on the finer details of the plan.

Will there still be free breakfasts for the hardcore dancers who stay up until 9am? (not me, I'm afraid!!)

What about the ones who sneak in at 8.55am and pretend? Free brekkies?

[Little Monkey]

What about the ones who sneak in at 8.55am and pretend? Free brekkies?

Cunning plan....... Then I could have breakfast with my boyfriend, too! Normally I'm in bed at least a couple of hours before him, and never get the free brekkie.

[fletch]

Ah, you're all a bunch of wussy wuss wusses.






How many soft-porn dances are going to be organised?

Wusses, yes that will be me

and i want as many porn dances as poss

I think the theme might be............David James..........so we can all look out our Jack Boots and little moustaches........

nah! more like Victor Menldrew

There's a beach??!

not that I know off

Will I get a chalet right across from the Blues Room again?

I hope mine is I had a wonderfull spot last time

[B]
Please note; no coloured nor enlarged font!

glad to see you been a good boy Wes

How about an era - say, 1940s?


For my next trick, I shall declare War On Smilies

why are you going

Playboy

I like this idea, I can just see Jamie in fish nets and large fluffy ears

[David Bailey]

why are you going

Should there be a comma after the "why" there?

Occupations (Emergency services etc)

Uh-huh. So, no fireman fetish there then?

[David Bailey]

No, I think she meant 'Why are you going?

Do I have to provide a justification now?

Is that a new entry on the form?

Theme, White Shirt!
Or even better, Top Gun!

OK, calm down...

[David Bailey]

I was wonering, as you are taking such an interest are you going

Aha! There was an invisible comma there...

So what, you thought it'd be easier to post a question than check the poll?

[fletch]

Aha! There was an invisible comma there...

So what, you thought it'd be easier to post a question than check the poll?

don't be sarcy, it don't suit you, anyway, like I would know if there is a comma missing, is it important

You tick any old box you feel like in polls, we carn't belive a tick you do

[David Bailey]

don't be sarcy, it don't suit you,

Yes it does, it's my natural look. There's a nasty interior underneath my nasty exterior.

anyway, like I would know if there is a comma missing, is it important

Yep. "Why, are you going?" is very different to "Why are you going?"

You tick any old box you feel like in polls, we carn't belive a tick you do

I know, it's shocking isn't it.

[under par]

A
Let's get this thread back on topic!.

So: Will Mr and Mrs UP win the costume comp again (I've heard the theme will be announced next week.... )
.

Mrs Par is sat with the sewing kit patiently waiting the announcement!

Will I get a chalet right across from the Blues Room again?
.

I hope so.

Should there be aother 'Little Monkey's Cafe' in June?
.

Definitely I missed the last one

Will anyone visit my chalet if I do bake cakes?.

Definitely

Does the pope wear a funny hat?.

Definitely

Will there still be free breakfasts for the hardcore dancers who stay up until 9am? (not me, I'm afraid!!).

Definitely

Right. Going to bed now.

Only 76 days left now I believe.... I can tell its getting nearer 'cos the weathers warmer

[Little Monkey]

Well, after reading Mr. UP's replies to my post above, I'm almost looking forward to going again!

I'd almost made up my mind not to go to another weekender, as the last three out of four weekenders I've been to in the last year have been ruined due to my bad back. But if UP and others promise to visit my cafe, maybe I'll come anyway!

I'm quite prone to get very depressed at weekenders, and I'm aware that this is partly my own fault..... It's a vicious circle: Back is sore, can't dance or I feel that I'm not dancing well because of the pain (or have not slept because of the pain, so I'm a zombie), so I decide to go back to chalet on my own. Sitting in the chalet, knowing everyone else (including Greg) is out having fun and dancing without me, I get depressed. Because I get depressed, I don't want to go back to the dancing again, as I feel so low, and am afraid I'll just start crying if anyone even looks at me, but at the same time I really need a hug and someone to talk to. So, when I realise I really need this, I feel even more lonely, and get even more depressed, and feel even less like leaving the chalet, and facing a huge room full of happy dancers............. Etc.

See, I'm really quite silly!

So - any suggestions on how I can stop myself from just fleeing back to my chalet and getting depressed?

A Pathetic Little Monkey

[Tiggerbabe]

So - any suggestions on how I can stop myself from just fleeing back to my chalet and getting depressed?

Chain yourself to the railings in the Blues Room - a long enough chain so you can dance comfortably without tripping everyone else up and strangling yourself and your dance partner, but not long enough to reach your front door
Plus it will have the added bonus of people chatting to you all the time to ask why Greg chained you up in the first place

[Little Monkey]

Chain yourself to the railings in the Blues Room - a long enough chain so you can dance comfortably without tripping everyone else up and strangling yourself and your dance partner, but not long enough to reach your front door
Plus it will have the added bonus of people chatting to you all the time to ask why Greg chained you up in the first place

I like it..... I like it a lot!

I could develop a whole new dance style - Bondage Blues!

Come on, buys! Who's up for a bit of Bondage Blues with me in June?