This makes me wonder ... are you, in fact, a hacker who is monitoring us on this forum, planting trojans etc - looking for an opening to strike? Is this post a cunning double-bluff to draw attention away from that (maybe someone's getting suspicious?)
I think you must be a member of a rival dance organisation, subtly working your way to world domination ... could you even be one of those feared ninja Morris dancers? The ones who wear black and remove their bells so they can sneak around silently...
Are we all, in fact, in mortal peril?
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