Bit of a pointless one for girls too, I've always felt. Just guarantees repeat (non-)performances - why would anyone bother trying different things the next time?Originally posted by Chicklet
not really a much sought skill for boys this one eh?
35 - 40
40 - 45
10 years or more older than Chickie
less than 10 years older than Chickie
not really a much sought skill for boys this one eh?Originally posted by Graham
your inability to fake it!
Bit of a pointless one for girls too, I've always felt. Just guarantees repeat (non-)performances - why would anyone bother trying different things the next time?Originally posted by Chicklet
not really a much sought skill for boys this one eh?
wouldn't know I'm afraid, it's just a phrase I read in a magazine really
You didn't have an option for "I know how old Graham is"
and please, all of you who voted 40-45, get real, he's a spring chicken I tell you, quash these rumours right now!
sorry, we're back on birds
Graham, *I* think you don't look a day over 34!
Px
Thanks, Pammy, but don't think buttering me up is going to make me overlook the penguin pants nonsense.Originally posted by Pammy
You didn't have an option for "I know how old Graham is"
and please, all of you who voted 40-45, get real, he's a spring chicken I tell you, quash these rumours right now!
sorry, we're back on birds
Graham, *I* think you don't look a day over 34!
Px
no but it might help you get into themOriginally posted by Graham
Thanks, Pammy, but don't think buttering me up is going to make me overlook the penguin pants nonsense.
grant
Why is there an entry age limit?Originally posted by Grant
no but it might help you get into them
I was getting the impression it was a free for all?!
I don't think you look 34 years and a day either GrahamOriginally posted by Pammy
Graham, *I* think you don't look a day over 34!
it wasn't ageist comment pammy,Originally posted by Pammy
Why is there an entry age limit?
i was talking about a much more weighty issue
grant
AHA! Caught in the act of perverting the course of a thread!!! Come along now sonny, it's pointless resisting, we have the evidence, we have the motive, its the clink for you me old mucker - Where has this damned cockney accent come from! I haven't spoken like this since uni, when I became all educatyfied.Originally posted by Grant
no but it might help you get into them
grant
I thought you said you was still a student?Originally posted by Boomer
I haven't spoken like this since uni, when I became all educatyfied.
And yes, "Caught red-handed" - well the knickers were red!
Px
i've been misquotedOriginally posted by Boomer
AHA! Caught in the act of perverting the course of a thread!!!
i was talking about the simple engineering concept of greasing an object (in this case graham with butter) to fit it where it would not otherwise be possible ( ie a pair of knickers which being pammy's were obviously going to be too small for him)
grant
No need to be confused. I am still a student, but being a (ahem) mature-student I feel no need to wait for uni to give me a piece of paper (next year) telling me I have been learnt.Originally posted by Pammy
I thought you said you was still a student?
Px
Grant, stop peddling semantics, caught 'bang to rights'.
And just to touch on the purpose of this thread, Graham, you seem like a decent chap therefore I cross my 'X' under the lowest age offered.
how hard was that? pammy had already given you the answerOriginally posted by Boomer
And just to touch on the purpose of this thread, Graham, you seem like a decent chap therefore I cross my 'X' under the lowest age offered.
grant
oh. Ah but you see, Pammy(tm) says a lot of things..oh I give in. So hungover I cant even think of any sauce or innuendo today I'm off to sleep, try and clear my head for church tonight. Dont forget ladies, Health and Safety states that we must take all necessary steps to insure our wellbieng in a public environment - so bring your steel-toe caps.Originally posted by Grant
how hard was that? pammy had already given you the answer
grant
are you doubting pammy's sincerity or veracity?Originally posted by Boomer
oh. Ah but you see, Pammy(tm) says a lot of things..
be it on your own head
grant
Think he's asking for a good "buttering" if you ask me!Originally posted by Grant
are you doubting pammy's sincerity or veracity?
be it on your own head
or margerining if we're economising!
Px
perhaps if he goes on the chip run you could get the shop to give him a good batteringOriginally posted by Pammy
Think he's asking for a good "buttering" if you ask me!
or margerining if we're economising!
Px
grant
ps. that's the last sick posting i will be inflicting on you today, i'm off to get ready for my trip to smurf land, 'av a good weekend
Have fun and say hi to D.S. for me!!!Originally posted by Grant
ps. that's the last sick posting i will be inflicting on you today, i'm off to get ready for my trip to smurf land, 'av a good weekend
Guess you'll be taking all your innuendos out on the blue-man over the weekend!
I'm off for a bop, have a good weekend all who read this. As for the effect the weekend has on the boards, I await with baited breath. Take care, have fun, Boomie
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