Have you ever experienced PMT ?

[Trouble]

I think this may help to calm and relax all those suffering PMT

"The way to achieve inner peace is to finish off all the things you have started".

So I looked round the house to see all the things I had started and hadn't finished. Before leaving the house this morning I finished off a bottle
of red wine, a bottle of white wine, the Baileys, three Bacardi Breezers, the Jack Daniels, the Prozac, some Valium, some cheesecake and a box of
chocolates.

You have no idea how bloody good I feel.

- excellent, must try that one !!!!

[Achaeco]

good job I don't get PMT could you emagine it i'm scary without it

You mean not any more

[Achaeco]

OK - there is nothing that you can do to make it stop

Although there are some things that can help ease the symptoms a little. Oil of evening primrose taken daily can help with the cramps and believe it or not chocolate contains ingredients that can help to calm the stress. You need to try and be extra considerate, running a hot deep bath in the evening for example (but be prepared to be ripped into for 'using all the hot water', 'not knowing they wanted to watch a documentary on TV at that exact instant', etc etc). You just need to be thick skinned and keep reminding yourself why you love her mate. Because it's tough on her too

Most of all, hang on in there, it will pass and then you'll have your lovely girl back again

Thats ok for January but then you have to put up with the rest of the year and by December you have forgotten why you love her.

[Trouble]

i really dont understand what you men are talking about.

firstly, we suffer with ovulation cramps. They are not as bad as menstral cramps but give ya a tummy ache all the same.
secondly, we get the dreaded (flo is in town) and thats when the pain really starts.
Thirdly, we cant wear sexy underwear for a whole week.

What do you have to do..

Be a little nicer than normal. Buy us chocolate, give us some flowers, massage our tummies and make us feel coooochyyyy...

Is that too much to ask

I DONT THINK SO

[dave the scaffolder]

i really dont understand what you men are talking about.

firstly, we suffer with ovulation cramps. They are not as bad as menstral cramps but give ya a tummy ache all the same.
secondly, we get the dreaded (flo is in town) and thats when the pain really starts.
Thirdly, we cant wear sexy underwear for a whole week.

What do you have to do..

Be a little nicer than normal. Buy us chocolate, give us some flowers, massage our tummies and make us feel coooochyyyy...

Is that too much to ask

I DONT THINK SO

try shaving everyday. You girls have it easy xxx xx

[Trouble]

try shaving everyday. You girls have it easy xxx xx

Shaving pah......try waxing mate.

have you ever had your genitals moved to the side and pulled violently a number of times just so you can wear a bathing costume.

Have you had your upper lip violently ripped off your face by a blonde vicious mare who smiles sweetly and thinks that makes it better......

shaving PAH!!!

[dave the scaffolder]

Shaving pah......try waxing mate.

have you ever had your genitals moved to the side and pulled violently a number of times just so you can wear a bathing costume.

Have you had your upper lip violently ripped off your face by a blonde vicious mare who smiles sweetly and thinks that makes it better......

shaving PAH!!!

All of the above i have experienced whilst taxiing

[Trouble]

All of the above i have experienced whilst taxiing

[Nessiemonster]

Having recently experienced an unusually bad dose of hormones, I've been recommended magnesium and zinc supplements. Personally I vote for physical contact and chocolate! And being treated like a normal human being (even if I'm not acting like one!)

I spent a number of years being ignored by partner for one week a month and labelled a 'mad, over-emotional woman'. I was periodically given chocolate, tossed at me from a distance in case I 'bit the hand that fed me'. Please, not a good way to treat someone, and extremely bad for the self-esteem at a time when you feel cr4p anyway. Hugs, on the other hand, are very affirming...

There's a related thread somewhere on women's dancing at this time of the month. May be helpful while we're on the subject...

[Twirlie Bird]

If you only hug her that way when she's got PMT, she'll gradually start to associate it with PMT which will actually make the whole thing worse (Get OFF me! )

I'm so pleased that I'm not a bloke. Go figure that one out. Of course I get and understand the statement but no wonder you guys have your work cut out with us at times.

[WittyBird]

I'm so pleased that I'm not a bloke. Go figure that one out. Of course I get and understand the statement but no wonder you guys have your work cut out with us at times.

I think what I would prefer (being a real PMS victim) is don't treat her any differently to how you would normally.

[Cruella]

I think what I would prefer (being a real PMS victim) is don't treat her any differently to how you would normally.

Yours seems to last for 4 weeks a month though.

[Lory]

To the men out there...

Imagine your best friend's just died someone's smashed into your car and you've lost your job!
You feel like the world is against you and you can't seem to see anything good about anything..especially yourself!

You just want to cry!

Now imagine feeling as low as that for a day or two every month but with absolutely no reasons its HORRIBLE!

[Barry Shnikov]

have you ever had your genitals moved to the side and pulled violently a number of times just so you can wear a bathing costume.

[Barry Shnikov]

Look, why do you think pubs were invented? Ancient wisdom, and all that.

[Tessalicious]

I'm experiencing it at the moment - my flatmate's, in fact.

For nearly three weeks out of every four, she's my best friend. For the rest of that time (which can last up to 10 days quite often) she's terrifying. I don't dare speak to her because everything I say is taken the wrong way, and have to keep ESG out of her way completely, but I also can't ignore her cos that annoys her even more for different reasons.

It's always impossible to tell whether I have actually done something wrong, or whether it's just that I'm a convenient target who will always be there whatever she says or does. I can't even give her hugs to help, because she doesn't want them, even when she is speaking to me.

I have a great week to look forward to

[stewart38]

Obviously you haven't met S38

Of course I can deal with it 'NEXT'

[StokeBloke]

Not sure if I should post this or not but, I'm taking orders £29:99 each. The perfect gift for the girl who has everything - including PMT

[WittyBird]

Yours seems to last for 4 weeks a month though.

Well at least it aint a full month unlike some

[CJ]

Apparently, PMT is all in the head...