What NOT to Wear Dancing

[Lory]

I wore very flarey fisherman trousers on Saturday night, which produced a couple of very surprising incidence

For those who aren't familiar with them, they're kind of two half trousers, that wrap around at the waist, overlapping a lot but the split still goes right to the waist.

Anyway, two men got more than they bargained for, when they wrapped me in and their hands accidentally slipped in the flap!

[Connie]

Watch it – you’ll be getting him overexcited



Yes, I remember this one…



Seems as if getting naked on the dancefloor is a bit of a theme with you isn’t it?!

I wasn't naked. I was wearing underwear I tell ya. Nice set too

[Twirly]

I wasn't naked. I was wearing underwear I tell ya. Nice set too

Just as well by the sounds of it!

So you just encourage other people to get naked do you then?

[Connie]

Just as well by the sounds of it!

So you just encourage other people to get naked do you then?

Ehm............ I...................it wasn't.................but.......................

[David Bailey]

Watch it – you’ll be getting him overexcited

Huh, hardly. If it's not done to music to slit your wrists by, it's not worth getting excited about.

[David Franklin]

Anyway, two men got more than they bargained for, when they wrapped me in and their hands accidentally slipped in the flap!

Y'know, up 'til now I never thought of you as gullible, Lory...

[Connie]

Huh, hardly. If it's not done to music to slit your wrists by, it's not worth getting excited about.

Ah hmmmmmm. And what's so abhorent about the thought of me in my underwear

[Lou]

Huh, hardly. If it's not done to music to slit your wrists by, it's not worth getting excited about.

Motto of my life, mate.

[David Bailey]

Ah hmmmmmm. And what's so abhorent about the thought of me in my underwear

Ah, you're probably a 50-year-old 6'3" overweight guy, you are. I don't believe you exist really - I'm tempted to post a "Has anyone actually seen Connie" poll

Motto of my life, mate.

Huh, don't try and drag me into your weirdo goth tango scene, mister. I can see that sig...

[Connie]

Ah, you're probably a 50-year-old 6'3" overweight guy, you are. I don't believe you exist really - I'm tempted to post a "Has anyone actually seen Connie" poll

If I dont excist does that mean I dont have to pay my credit card bill.

And why do I have to be 50 years old and overweight. Why cant I be slim, stunning and 20 ????

[Astro]

Ah, you're probably a 50-year-old 6'3" overweight guy, you are. I don't believe you exist really - I'm tempted to post a "Has anyone actually seen Connie" poll

Is Connie short for Conrad?


I found out that men's hands get caught up in those smocks for women that are in fashion at the momoment.

Had to tuck mine into my trousers.

[David Franklin]

And why do I have to be 50 years old and overweight. Why cant I be slim, stunning and 20 ????

'Cos if you were, surely you'd have better ways of spending your time than posting on here?

[Connie]

Sorry to dissapoint you distrusting lot but I do excist. Not as Conrad but as Connie, or Connie Diana to be more prescise.

I can be found dancing in East Croydon tomorrow so if anyone is in the area, come and say hello and help me prove my excistence.

[David Bailey]

I can be found dancing in East Croydon tomorrow.

Huh, like that's a real place.

[Connie]

like AT is an actual dance

[David Bailey]

like AT is an actual dance

You're right, it's much more important than that.

[Connie]

self-cencored

[Sugarfoot]

I wore very flarey fisherman trousers on Saturday night, which produced a couple of very surprising incidence

For those who aren't familiar with them, they're kind of two half trousers, that wrap around at the waist, overlapping a lot but the split still goes right to the waist.

Anyway, two men got more than they bargained for, when they wrapped me in and their hands accidentally slipped in the flap!

Dam...I knew I should of grabbed you for a Tango. But also explains why you were never free. I am always prepared for a bargain.

[David Bailey]

You know, there's probably a T-shirt slogan there "My hand slipped in Lo-" - err, maybe not.

[Auntie Temptme]

Sorry to dissapoint you distrusting lot but I do excist. Not as Conrad but as Connie, or Connie Diana to be more prescise.

I can be found dancing in East Croydon tomorrow so if anyone is in the area, come and say hello and help me prove my excistence.

Does that mean that I have to prove my exsistance too? Or do I get to hide in the corner like the shy retirering person I am!